The Canterlot Archive decides to create a document listing the age of every pony in Equestria. It's impossible to mess this up.

The Canterlot Archive messes this up.

Proofread by Octavia Harmony.

Special thanks to Selbi for additional help.

Live reading by CaptainBron3y

Princess Luna breaks up with the moon after she catches him cheating on her.

Big thanks to my prereader Majin Syeekoh.

Rainbow Dash walks in on Twilight pondering her existence.

Like, really pondering her existence.

Preread by Rainedash!

Youtube Reading by Wander MD!

Trixie, Starlight, and Sunset argue over who's the better peanut butter to Twilight's jelly. Er, or something like that.

Twilight asks Celestia a rather… surprising question.

Cover art by ZantyARZ

EDIT: Story now approved by The Goodfic Bin and Nonpareil Fiction group! Yay!

Long has the coffee branch of StarBuck been open in Canterlot and long has Celestia frequented it. She always grabs her order and returns to the castle to enjoy it, Luna however has been curious of the beverage known as coffee. So one day she sips her first drink....nopony was prepared for what transpired.

Dramatic Read of the fic! : Done by EnderBlaze

Twilight goes on a quest to find a carpet for her crystal palace.

Rated 'T' for some crude jokes, failing at memes, failing at game knowledge and other silly things.

Dat ass.

Cadance, Celestia, Shining Armor, and Twilight Sparkle are enjoying tea when the Bard of Book Reviews (or Bob, to his friends) breaks into their room. He then proceeds to explain to Twilight Sparkle that not all books are special.

Let's all do what we can to let Bob know we care, people. As far as the gift fic goes, I tried to utilize his penchant for absurdity.

Xeon Sharpblade was just a stallion who loved his job. But after a one-night stand with a unicorn mare, he finds himself in an awkward situation.
XEON
XEON
(Greythorn, the overweight guard)
LightArrow
Turtle Shell
Nightcore
(Oc's are okay. I will try to add as many as I can)