Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
“Make no mistake: DJ PON-3 is the most important dance musician—and perhaps the most important musician—working today. But first, let me tell you about my childhood …”
There's a problem at the Pie Quarry. One that Sunset Shimmer is uniquely equipped to handle. Dealing with magic is easy. Dealing with cute quiet girls is too, but to solve this one, Sunset is going to need to dig deep. Real deep.
Jake and Rarity escape from the boring high tea, go out for coffee at Doughnut Joe's, and find brief solace from nosy nobles and boring conversations. Can Jake match wits with Miss Rarity?—No, probably not. - Sequel to "Man Cannot Live On Tea Alone
These are the final pages of the diary of Fluttershy, collected from her home and from the waters of the pond by her retreat. We hope she returns to us soon.
Trixie has a strict lunchtime regimen: One container of apple slices, with a dipping cup of caramel. Unfortunately for her, the school health officials just went screwing with the menu. Trixie is less than pleased with this latest development.
Rainbow Dash was beautiful, the most beautiful pony to be born in a century — and so her fate was sealed. Beauty must be sacrificed, and so Rainbow Dash must die.
Sunset Shimmer's diplomatic visit doesn't go quite as planned. Especially when nudged off the rails by a lot of booze, some minor flirting, and an entire truckload of bad decisions.
Spending the holidays with your girlfriend's parents is never easy. Especially when they think you’re a magical gangster hell-bent on corrupting their angelic daughter.
After illegally harvesting apples at her own farm and meeting a sketchy benefactor, Applejack must try her hardest to keep her morals as she stumbles up the rungs of the social ladder.
Old Thunder was a sailor all his life. As the years pass by, he grows ever more restless about finding his own harbor. One fateful night in a tavern he meets one very pink mare that might change his view on things.
It's been twelve years since the events of Grounded. Soarin has grown into a father, Prism has become a young hotshot, but Haze is still trapped under the overbearing weight of his mother's love. What is a Stallion to do when his family is fighting?
With Finals Week quickly approaching, Rarity needs to work through many issues. Sunset Shimmer is busy and of little help. Flash Sentry will have to do.
Life isn't always easy when you're the only repairpony for enchanted devices and conveniences in all of Ponyville. It can get rougher when you're exactly the wrong race for the job...
Even after everything, Twilight doesn't know much about where Cozy Glow came from. The truth is far more dangerous than anything she could have imagined.
Can Nyx find acceptance with her extended family during Hearth's Warming, or will she find the holiday hymns are filled with nothing but hollow promises?
Rainbow Dash dreams of a foal in the sky, one she can never quite seem to make out. She always recognizes his eyes though as they're just like hers. Just who is he? And why does Rainbow feel like she knows him?
Twilight is now enjoying a productive life full of joy and wonder. As far as Celestia is concerned, their studies together had ended quite some time ago. But there's still one thing she'd like for her learn.
As far as the worst squad member in the short history of the Crystal Guard is concerned, every new day is the one when he'll finally be fired. Because the only thing Flash Sentry truly knows about his life is that it shouldn't have brought him here.
With the less-than-stellar adventures surrounding the Mirror Pool incident, everypony seemed to take for granted that they'd gotten all of the Pinkies back where they belong. Never make assumptions, kids.
Sunset Shimmer tries to explain to Princess Celestia what happened at her CSGU class reunion. And this time everything is very, definitely, not her fault. At all.
I don't know why I'm here... I don't know how I got here... I don't want to keep going like this... But I don't have a choice... I just don't want to wind up like her...
The truth of the matter is, Spike didn't realize that writing The Noble Dragon Code would get him worshipped as a god but, hey, whattcha gonna do? Them's the breaks.
Created by PaulAsaran
