Rainbow Dash pitches an impromptu training camp she has planned for Scootaloo to Rarity and Applejack so the under-performing pegasus can practice her flying. Rarity and Applejack don't approve. For many reasons.

When one's genetic template is overwritten, there tend to be... side effects. Most of the side effects come into play immediately.

Sometimes, though, one has to live with a new biochemistry for a while before it triggers.

It's actually very well documented.

Written for FTP13. Cover art by cheezedoodle96.

Spike has found the wonders of proper moisturization. Unfortunately for him, Twilight doesn't approve.

Written for the Soft Hands Contest

What did you expect when a two hundred and fifty pound horse hits you at the speed of sound?

When a noblemare meets an attractive young pegasus, she questions whether her commitments are promises worth keeping. Of course it doesn't help that this pegasus is hungry for more than fancy hors d'oeuvres.

Most heroes aren't born; they are forged in the fires of tragedy and quenched in a pool of vengeance.
Witness the beginning of the Sharkmare's legend, and ride the wave of excitement as she battles her greatest foe.

(The gritty reboot of the legendary Sharktavia franchise, part of the Sharktaviaverse)

Pre-read by Derpator, that sexy beast.
Cover art by Lord Destrustor.

Vinyl Scratch is taking the next big step in her relationship, she's introducing her new girlfriend to her family. There's one slight hitch, she hasn't told them that her girlfriend isn't exactly a normal pony... or a pony at all for that matter.

Cover courtesy of Destrustor.
Edited by PegasusMesa

Legends say that one hundred years ago, the mad Baron von Hoofenstein hid a cursed treasure hoard somewhere in his country mansion located near what would one day be Ponyville. To this day, none have managed to brave the long-abandoned manor's dark hallways for long enough to discover the baron's stash.

Twilight Sparkle doesn't believe in curses or ghosts, so she readily agrees to help Rainbow Dash hunt down the supposedly haunted booty. Unfortunately, something other than specters stalks the halls of the baron's mansion—something with rough skin and razor-sharp teeth; something with pointed fins and breath strong enough to make a pony gag; something wearing a pink bow-tie and a greasy black wig.

Something named Sharktavia.

Many thanks to the blood-thirsty Rainedash, Kamikakushi, and Waterpear, who each mangled this into shape. Further thanks to Lord Destrustor, who created the cover image that only I am using (and nobody else ever will seriously don't look at the front page I promise).

Death is a natural part of life. Exploding out of your anus, however, is not.

Dedicated to TGM, Rainedash, and Kamikakushi, who gave their lives in the prereading of this work. May they rest in peace.

No one asked for it! No one demanded it! But here it is anyway: pure, distilled essence of badfic, satirized for your protection and diluted with enough water to keep you from going blind. In addition to the two terrible and wildly unoriginal shots that have been available separately on Elric's blog, this collection contains a previously untasted third chug of intentionally painful and derivative awfulness. (Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of bad fanfiction.)

Universally admired original characters, show characters acting out of character, stupid names, implausible shipping, gratuitous tragedy, and more -- it's all right here. Read if you dare.

Any resemblance between these OCs and any other OCs, living or dead, is purely coincidental maliciously intentional.