Princess Flurry's dates are not up to Imperial standards.

With thanks to various Discords for brainstorming and Samey90 and RDT for pre-reading.

Tirek had returned and this time there was nothing that could be done to stop him. The Elements of Harmony had been defeated, the Tree of Harmony had been ripped from the ground, and every spell that was thrown at Tirek was useless. It was only a matter of time before he found the alicorns and then all would be lost.

What happened next though, nopony saw coming.

Now with a Russian translation, which can be found here.
Big thanks to Armorer.

After deciding it best that Equestria lay claim over all of Earth and its inhabitants, Princess Celestia finds she now has a very special birthday present to offer to her sister.

Namely: Canada.

Moonshot was one of the winners of the last speedwriting contest, and for his prize, he asked for a 1000 word commission.

Your prompt is: Roast someone in the chat but don't say who
Could be yourself, could be me, could be {NAME} lmao; anyone goes

Blame him, not me. It's his fault.

How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.

Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio readings by NDLMongoose and MelancholyIguana.

You've probably heard of the Ten Commandments, and the Seven Deadly Sins. Some pony philosophers have their own list.

In a few days of sweetness and fluff, sixfive good-hearted ponies break all the rules and EARN all the Red Tags.

Can they do it in a story you could show to your mom, and maybe to your little kid sister too?

This is partly the fault of several people who...encouraged me, including Estee and Spectrumancer.

(Story cover image is from an MLP show screencap.)

After work on a bad day, I saw a pair of hoofprints in the snow. So I followed them. That's why I'm talking to you.

How much do you want to know?

Everything? Alright then.

Reading by Straight to the Point Studios

Content/Trigger Warning: Redheart finds something dark and the more spoiler text you read, it spoils the ending, to give you a non-spoiler warning it's grim and depressing, and the spoiler warning includes descriptions of discovering a suicide

"What's the one thing--the one thing--I told you not to do while I was away."

"Try to start a war."

"And what did you do?"

"...try to start a war."

Different jobs require different kinds of skills...

How do you keep a job if you have no skills?

Knit Wit is back

This story is a sequel to You Can’t Eat The Crystal Heart!

After hearing about Celestia and Luna’s retirement, Twilight prepares to destroy Knit Wit.

It’s going to be harder than she thinks.