Rainbow Dash is sure she's just witnessed a murder!

Trixie is taken in by Zecora after an ego-shattering defeat in Ponyville. With no one to blame but herself for her arrogant ways, she must look deep inside with Zecora's sagely teachings to find her better self.

Ponies write hilarious, silly, sexy fan fictions about each other! FREAKING Ponies! (Each chapter is a 60-minute writing challenge train wreck. You've been warned!)

(...I am so, so sorry. XD)

This story is a sequel to The God Squad

After their breakup in Season 1, the members of the God Squad find themselves at their lowest points. Shining and Cadence are divorced, Celestia and Luna aren't speaking, and Tydal is in self-imposed exile.

But when they, along with Chrysalis, are transported halfway around the globe, they find their good names have been tarnished and everypony believes them dead. The five immortals (and one unicorn stallion with more sanity than the five gods put together) must find a way back home and reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

Of course, with pirates, international thieves, communists, flying reindeer, zebra warriors, and door-to-door salesponies all standing in their way, the trip back home will not be easy.

The sequel to the wildly popular fic The God Squad, Season 2 proves that if you keep paying attention to this story the author will never stop milking it.

The Equestrian Intelligence Agency, or EIA for short. One of the most well known governmental organizations thorough Equestria, the EIA was formed by Princess Celestia after the defeat of Nightmare Moon, and specializes in espionage and dealing with high stakes situations.
When several of the Bearers of Harmony mysteriously disappear from their houses, Princes Celestia fears that something sinister is brewing, and orders the EIA to find out what happened to the Bearers, and put an end to any evil plans that might threaten Equestria. Will the Agency be able to find our missing heroes? Or will the entire world of Equestria be thrown into darkness? You'll just have to read the story to find out.

Cover Image is by the DeviantArt user pyrestriker
I will only take it down if Pyre wants it down.

This story is cowritten by: spitfire101
All chapters labeled with a J are written by him. Every other chapter is written by me.

Editor: Mitsubishi Colt

This is my first ever fanfic on this site! Yay! I am going to ask that you please drop a review in the comments as you read the story so that I can improve the story as I go along! Anyway, I do hope that you enjoy the story, and I'll see you soon!
Bramble

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Hello mares and gentlestallions, and welcome to The Equestrian Intelligence Agency. You have probably been drawn here by the fact that I am rewriting this story, making it better using the skills that I have aquired over the past couple of months. I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labor, and I will see YOU. In the near future. Bye!
General Soarin' (9/22/13)

Friends discuss how bananas can be quite dangerous to the average pony.

Author's note: I enjoy consuming bananas so much. So much that I actually wrote a ponyfiction about them. This is something I wrote in an hour. The only free time I seem to have nowadays.

For most of Applejack's life, she didn't know what she was. True, she understood who she was well enough.
But ponies don't change shapes, nor do they get strength from love.
Applejack never thought too hard on it... until the events of a certain wedding brought about some harsh realizations.
Now, with Equestria still reeling from the surprise attack, will Applejack manage to come to terms with what she is? Will she even be able to keep her secret safe?
For if the royal guards don't get her first, the conspirators in the shadows just might...

Image provided by Heilos -

Dusk Shine has dealt with many trails throughout his life. From clashing with Nightterror Nebula to outwitting the mischievous Eris to thwarting King Nymphamos’s invasion, he'd seen it all.

All in all, Dusk Shine would admit that life was hardly easy. And now, Dusk finds that his mentor's self loathing is the least of his problems as he finds himself thrust into a world where he and his friend... are mares?

edited by Saylux and OverlordCornutt

After taking a nasty fall down the stairs and fracturing her wing, spitfire is unable to perform her duties as Captain of the Wonderbolts. They need someone to fill in for her. Someone brave. Someone fierce. Someone fast... Someone like me! RAINBOW DASH! Yes, thats right, the WONDERBOLTS have asked me to be there temporary Wonderbolt Member! This could be my chance! My chance to prove myself!

A few months after the events of Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, Applejack decides to officially integrate the others into her family with an Apple tradition: a long night of cider drinking.

The next morning Applejack wakes up...in Twilight's bed...with a gold band on her hoof...and a legally binding document on the bedside table...

Cover art by ThePristineEye

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