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In the alternate timeline where Sombra was not stopped, a human finds himself suddenly in Sombra's body... just after the dread tyrant has conquered Equestria. Now trapped in a world where just about everyone hates him, he must try to keep up the illusion that he is the villainous conqueror, while at the same time try to win over his new subjects.

However, this will not be so simple, as the real Sombra is not quite dead... and he is most definitely not happy.

Part of The Ocean Of Time series.

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When Twilight Sparkle opens a magical book taken from the Moochick's Study, she gets pulled into the middle, along with Sumac Apple. But if Twilight is going to somehow finish this story, she's going to have to start from the beginning.

The beginning is a long ways back.

A lore-heavy entry in the Weedverse.

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This story is a sequel to Friendly Fire


She has waited.

She has waited for years, and now the unlikely individual that captured her affection has returned, but not in the way she had expected. Now, she finds herself in love with a King. Surely, there will be something to separate them again, with his new position...

... won't there be?

(Despite the unfortunate post date, this is a genuine work)

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This story is a sequel to Princess Twilight Sparkle's School for Fantastic Foals


Recovering from the traumatic events that were the end of Princess Twilight Sparkle's School for Fantastic Foals, Sumac Apple does his best to enjoy the winter as it settles in. Though he doesn't know it, Sumac is about to give Vinyl Scratch her Hearth's Warming gift a little early, but that's okay.

An entry in the Weedverse.

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This story is a sequel to The Perilous Romance of Swans


Winter. A quiet time, perfect for reflection, spending time with loves ones and family members. It is also the time of Equestria's recovery after the tumultuous events that took place during the autumn; Mister Mariner's insurrection, a season of chaos, and the fall of Queen Chrysalis.

Now, Princess Celestia struggles to hold it all together. Every day is a crisis, but Equestria is being rebuilt. The nation recovers from Mister Mariner's gambit. The nobles of Canterlot are more active and more useful then ever before. Princess Luna is getting better, recovering more and more of herself every day.

So, during the long, dark winter, when the sun is scarce, Princess Celestia wonders... is she the princess Equestria deserves? Is she the sister that Luna needs? Is she the wife that Gosling thinks she is?


An entry in the Weedverse.

Fan art!

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This story is a sequel to Compeer


Twilight Sparkle and Sumac Apple discuss the complexities of crushes and dating. The boundaries of who is the student and who is the teacher are oddly blurred.

Scruples. Perhaps the most valuable and most difficult to define unit of measurement in all of Equestria. Twilight finds the scales tipped in Sumac's favour, and this puts her mind at ease.

An entry in the Weedverse.

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"Every normal pony must be tempted, at times, to spit on her hooves, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”

Over brunch, Twilight Sparkle lines out her plans to turn to a life of villainy. For the most part, her friends are all for it.

It makes sense in context, honest.

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This story is a sequel to Princess Twilight Sparkle and the Quesadilla Conquest


Princess Celestia summons Princess Twilight Sparkle for tea. It is time to redefine their relationship and she has much to say to her former student.

An entry in the Weedverse.

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One fine morning, Spike woke up early and ran some errands. Then he found Discord putting up a seller's stand, apparently ready to open his own business. One which offers a one-day transformation into anything the user wants. And he apparently had the patience to set up his shop LEGALLY. Twilight and the others brace themselves for the inevitable...

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Now with a 'dramatic' reading: Prologue

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The Wipe-Outs. To some, heroes. To others, foals in desperate need of a time out, if only there was a prison built that could hold them. Princess Flurry Heart will lead her rag-tag band of misfits against the latest threats menacing Ponyville, the dreaded mud monsters.

A trip to visit her aunt has gone horribly wrong, but Flurry Heart is determined to prove her worth as a princess and save the day. Along the way, they will encounter other superheroes, such as The Bashers, (superhero crossovers are always so fraught with peril) as well as deal with a public that fears them all more than any supervillain.

An entry in the Weedverse.

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