This story is a sequel to My Little Dashie

When Jim pisses off God, he is sent to a place worse than hell: Aquestria. There, he learns about the terrible past of the sea ponies and is entrusted with the task of lifting their curse. Can he restore their land to it's former glory? Probably not.

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Adolf Hitler and Hermann Fegelein are arguing over an antic. Hitler pushes Fegelein into a portal and falls in aswell. Now they are in Ponyville. THIS IS BASED OFF OF HITLER RANTS PARODIES NOT THE REAL HITLER

Fluttershy attempts to take a quaint shower alone in her cottage.

This is a tale of ponies. And explosions. And The Doctor, who goes on an Equestrian adventure with his worthless companion, Mister Spock. Oh, and something about Star Destroyers and Chainsaw-lightsaber hybrids, also.

Expect randomness. And death. With hyper-realistic blood. Do NOT expect "compelling" or "realistic" characters. They don't exist.

Pinkie Pie challenges her friends to play a game in which they take turns being evil, with the rest of the players tasked to thwart the evil schemes. The stakes are high, and all of Ponyville is caught in the middle...

Enough is Enough!
We've had it with these Mary Sues in our Fan Fiction!

Seriously... I'm very mad about it...
Some could even say I'm...
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This story is a sequel to Hard Reset

After the events of Hard Reset Twilight's life and mental well being are slowly returning to normal. Her recovery is cut short, though, when a letter arrives informing her that the time loop spell she cast is causing severe damage to space and time itself. In over her head, Twilight tries to summon anypony who will know how to fix it. The pony she gets is the last one she ever thought she would meet... and nothing like she expected him to be.

Available in Spanish thanks to dgs1993
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Twilight isn't having a very good day. An experimental spell blew up in her face, an army of changelings is attacking Canterlot, and she just died. Yet somehow, it looks like it's going to keep going downhill from here.

Given the chance to correct what's gone wrong, Twilight swears she's going to fix all this even if it kills her. Which it will. Frequently.

Cover art by Pixel Prism
Spanish Translation
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When Twilight gets a strange letter from Princess Celestia of "urgent matters", she is summoned to Canterlot. However, she discovers what is truly happening when the unicorn meets the princess. Soon, her destiny is chosen and her life is supposed to be forever changed... but... some complications arise.

Perhaps her life changed for the better.

Colgate's bored of her life. Sure, owning a dental practice is fulfilling, but it lacks that certain... je ne sais quoi. But when a mysterious stallion appears offering her a new life in exchange for unwavering loyalty to the Crown, she is plunged into a shadowy world of intrigue and lies, stretching from the searing deserts of Saddle Arabia to the frozen wastes of the Crystal Empire.

Massive thanks to archonix for the new cover art! It looks great!