I find my self in Equestria and come to find my self in one hell of an interesting situation. But theirs more than meets they eye.

this is my first fan fic so please be honest with your comments.

After tragedy has befallen you, you wander aimlessly until coming upon a wishing well. There you make a wish, thinking it will never come true. But as you soon stare into the face of death, you may just find out how far a wish can go.

This is pretty much a self-insert, mostly done for comedic purposes.
After a mishap with an invention of mine, a friend and I find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria. How will the peaceful land of Equestria handle the influx of two humans? Will Jay and I ever find a way back home? Will anyone give this story a fair shot? Read and find out.
Things that actually involve MLP:FiM begin in the second chapter.

After a little adventure with his friends, Tony ends his day watching the newest episode of My Little Pony. But, before the end, he fell asleep, only to wake up in Ponyville! Even more surprising is that they recognize him, one of the stars of a popular Equestrian television show!

//This is my first (published) fic, so if you could leave a comment telling me how I did wrong / right, that'd be nice!

A freak lightning storm, strange lights, and an unassuming, yet mysterious stone obelisk. What do these things have to do with an average college student from North Tonawanda? At first, nothing. But when nineteen year-old Connor lets his curiosity get the better of him and lands in the center of a cosmic coincidence, he probably should have left well enough alone.

Now he finds himself stranded in an impossible world where magic is real, and "normal" takes on a whole new meaning. A world populated by sentient creatures calling themselves "ponies." A stranger in a strange land, Connor's yearning for answers and a way back to Earth will try both his patience and his sanity in the days following his arrival, even with the support of his new equine friends. But as he witnesses his life slowly spiral out of control, he will call into question his definition of home, humanity, destiny, and what it means to truly belong.

Rated Teen just in case for occasional swearing. This story takes place shortly after the end of Season 2, and the main character is from an Earth where MLP never existed (in order to preserve proper characterization). Or just assume he's never heard of it, that works too.

The title is not an Evangelion reference, I was just inspired by the wording scheme.

Humans... humans are such a bizarre race. Capable of the greatest benevolence and the worst atrocities. And yet, they're so very predictable. For you see, while societies may die, and nations may crumble, one thing will remain constant: the desire to survive.

I should know. I was there when everything fell.

Ex-army ranger Aaron is sent to Equestria after his untimely death. His body on earth was so mangled that he didn't have a choice, go to Equestria or be stuck in limbo for 50 years. He took option A. But when his arrival makes him seem like a threat, he will now be chased through hell and back by the ponies that he loved. How will the hero deal with the fact that Discord is rearing his ugly head. And how exactly did Celestia know what a human was?

This is a serious toned story, not one of my poor attempts at comedy.

[On Hiatus so I can finish some of my other projects. I still love this story, so I'll continue it!]

"Why can't I write a good story? I've got everything sorted out in my head, and my dreams are so detailed, I should be able to write whole novels from them! So why can't I get a proper story out on to paper using those dreams? Every single one just doesn't sound right. It's either too short, or too cheesy, or I just can't bring myself to show it to the world on parchment!"

Spike is trying to write a story involving him and his Lady Rarity, but his dreams just don't seem to work on paper. So, what do you do when you have a blank sheet of paper in front of you, and a pen standing at the ready? You brainstorm, and read!

This is just a short story, far from a one-shot, but mostly something for me to do. I'd call it 'experimental writing', as it may contain ideas I might use in the future, or one-off ideas that I don't consider good enough to make into stories, but still want to mention them. I guess you could call Spike, and this story, my creative vent.

Warning: may nod to popular fiction, non-fiction, and stories deemed by communities as 'vulgar', 'terrifying', 'perfect as kindling', or any combination of the three. Hopefully not that last one, but you never know.

Seems like it's my life made a turn for the direction with the most ponies. I've always been a quiet guy; never chosen for much or seen by many. I have a lot of time to myself due to the fact that I had a girlfriend that was a complete whore and betrayed me for her old boyfriend. Soooo~ I've been hiding behind my computer hardware, sentries, and inside a mysterious forest. I had been invited to a party by my friend Brandon because he felt bad and thought I should be getting out more often.

Come out of the house they said....
You'll have a blast they said....
Everything will be fine they said....

After the invention of radio, DJ-P0n3 (aka Vinyl Scratch) holds the first Equestrian talk show with her co-host Octavia. Octavia quickly finds out her superior is very eccentric, leading their broadcast to be constantly derailed, yet somehow remain popular. These episodes were recorded for historical significance and transcribed. These are the Vinyl Scratch Tapes.

[Update 1/25/13]: Fully updated to contain all of season 1 and 2, correcting a vast oversight on the part of the author. Sorry it took so long to update it fully on Fimfiction, guys.