Where is Boulder? Why can't Spike find him?

The answer isn't anything good.

Ruining my perfect one-story streak of sensitive stories about the true meaning of love.

Twilight tries to lose her virginity through time travel, and fails.

~(This~is~a~way~to~write~crossed~out~text~so~it~looks~different~even~if~you~download~a~story~as~a~plain~text~file.)~

_{August 6th Update/News: I guess it turns out this story will probably be an entry in "The Twilight Files Contest," if I don't write anything obviously more suitable in the next 40 or so hours.}