You found my book in the library. Cracking the cover, you found me waiting for you inside.

My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. I am trapped in my book and need your help to get out of here. I'd do anything to get out of here.

Please help me.

You have to help me.

Please.

Featured 2/6/24 — 2/10/24
Featured on Equestria Daily 2/9/24

Thanks to ScreamQueen3 for looking over and providing feedback on this story ahead of time!

Cover art clipped from Season 5 Episode 12 Amending Fences.

After attempting to impress the judges during her entrance exam for Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, something transpires that alters Twilight's life irrevocably, as well as the destiny of all Equestria. In a very literal manner, Twilight metamorphoses into the embodiment of magic, much akin to how Discord embodies chaos. How will this unprecedented transformation shape forthcoming events? And how will Twilight grapple with mastering the newfound god-like abilities that have been unexpectedly thrust upon her?

Adults were weird. That’s Flurry’s conclusion after three years of watching her Uncle Sunburst and Auntie Starlight stutter and blush around each other. It’s obvious that they liked each other, and Auntie Applejack always said that you should be honest. So why can’t those two be honest about their feelings? Well, Flurry’s sick of it. She’s gonna have to do something about Sunburst and Starlight’s little situation. Her mommy would be proud.

(Cover image isn’t mine.)

Listen and understand. The Grimace Shake is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

... or until you try it and see how it tastes. One of those two.

While hanging out at Twilight's castle the subject of height comes up, Spike says that he always thought the Mane Six were the exact same height, aside from Twilight. However, they all find this absolutely ridiculous. There's obviously a difference! (This is not a sequel, but it does contain reference to my story "That's not my name")

When baking holiday treats for her sister Celestia, Luna uses every unique ingredient available to create the most delicious treats possible. However, when finishing her final batch of freshly made gingerbread men, she failed to notice subtle movement coming from them as she left the kitchen to finish up some paperwork.

With the gingerbread people fully awaken, they take over the castle quickly and it's up to the two Princess' to quell the chaos before things gets worse.

This was written for PastCat for Jinglemas 2022
Cover art is from a stock image from a recipe website.

Request by ShadowPony300: “What about twilight sacrifice herself when queen chrysalis and the other two villains came through the castle doors with a big explosion.”

pyrrhic: adjective, (of a victory) won at too great a cost to have been worthwhile for the victor.

Twilight Sparkle isn't about to abandon her friends to the whims of three horrible villains. She just needs a solution. Unfortunately the only solution she can think of is rather dangerous.

"Sombra?"
"What?"
"I'm pregnant."
"...What."

Pinkie decides to prank Sombra on April Fools just to poke some fun at him, but her plan backfires when his reaction isn't what she thought it'd be.

Being an immortal Alicorn sucks when you have nopony to share it with. Fortunately Twilight finds a neat spell that'll ensure her friends live forever! All they have to do is die!

Now with a live reading by Skijarama! (thanks a bunch)

Most zombies are terrifying creatures. Most zombies leave nothing behind but death and destruction.

Most zombies have never met Fluttershy.