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Max works in a bar, hidden away from the views of the highly sophisticated and posh citizens of Canterlot City. Being human doesn't help improve his bar's reputation. But one day he'll learn that, if you stay in a certain place long enough, there will be ponies curious enough to trot through the door.

The bar's motto is "To mix drinks and change lives!"

Heavily inspired by the game VA-11 HALL-A
Rated Teen because reasons
Character Tags or "Regulars" will be added as story progresses
Featured on 16/05/2017 (Wow!)

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Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Ruler of the Shivering Isles. Crafter of dangerously unstable magical artifacts. Cheese aficionado. A lonely old man.

Discord, Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. Once Ruler of Equestria. Master of unraveling reality. Maker of cotton candy clouds filled with chocolate rain. For some reason an infant.

Now read of this pair as Father and Son.

...abandon Logic, all ye who enter here.

Part of the PWNY-verse.
New cover image by ProfessorCatPro

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Queen Chrysalis likes it when I boop her on the nose. It helps her relax. However, one day, Princess Twilight Sparkle bursts in, thinking that Queen Chrysalis has put a spell on me.

Surely, when I explain to her that I boop her, she'll understand. Right?


Inspired by a delightful flash game that can be found here.

Featured on August 28th, 2016. This is as unexpected as it is amazing.

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An Abyss Watcher’s soul is torn from the whole, sent flying through reality upon the event of a Great Betrayal.

Finding himself within an entirely new world, he discovers a new purpose under the guidance of the moon, charged with the protection of her subjects. It is something to hold onto, to resist the Undead Curse for at least a little while longer.

However, a darkness rises again in the Frozen North, seeping into all that is good. The old king of Shadow, Sombra, will challenge the Watcher’s newfound connection with this world and its princesses.

A Dark Souls 3 Crossover.
Takes place during the middle of Season Three.
Edited by The Dark Soul.

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There is a prophecy of an undead that will rise to rekindle the flames and extend the age of Hope and Harmony.

No one knows when this undead will come, but some think it is soon. And when this pony does come, he or she will have a journey like none other. A journey of pain, suffering, and perhaps even death.

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Ser Eduard the Steadfast, a knight turned cursed undead; successfully defeated Nashandra and took the Throne of Want. The ultimate seat of power over Light and Dark. However, just as he sat on the Throne; things did not go as he expected. He did not become a god nor burned to cinders, but was transported back to the Far Fire where a dying friend gave him and his comrades a gateway to another world. Honoring the request, Ser Eduard and some of his allies decided to travel beyond the veil; where they must defend their new home, Equestria, in an upcoming war which will test them to their limits.

Dark Souls 2 events takes place in an alternate reality Drangleic by theories and speculations from various sources.

My special thanks to XIII Hearts for being a great editor!

Author's Disclaimer

MLP: FIM belong to Hasbro and Dark Souls 2 belong to From Software. Any medias used belong to their respective owners. I do not own anything other than this story itself.

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“Do Humans Hibernate?” Rainbow has a question on her mind. She's not entirely sure why it's bothering her so much. It probably doesn't help that the only human she could ask is the world's greatest liar.

Cover art by Pusspuss this random guy called ‘Pen Mightier’ who probably wishes he is Pusspuss but isn’t.

Marshal: (mɑː.ʃəl) noun….etymology - archaic: Middle English, from Anglo-French ‘mareschal’, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German ‘marahscalc’, from ‘marah’ (horse) + ‘scalc’ (servant). Originally referring to "a person in charge of the upkeep of horses or stable hand”. The station became a position of trust and power in medieval courts and went on to acquire its modern military usage.

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Diamond Tiara always knew that someday she'd be invited to dine with the Princess at the Royal Palace. She didn't think it would happen like this.

But she's going to sit there and be polite and smile and not be bothered by all the ways this is all wrong. Because that's what good fillies do, and Diamond Tiara is a good filly now.


Cover art by iisaw.
Preread by SIGAWESOME.

Featured on Equestria Daily.
Featured on the Royal Canterlot Library.


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Has there ever been a moment in life where everything is going fine. Everything is just great, then all of a sudden one small thing. One tiny ency bitty, little thing throws everything out of wack?

Well thanks to the MWI Theory, Tirek managed to defeat Twilight and her friends, and demolish most of Equestria in the process, but as fate would usually have it, you can't have a winning streak for all of your life now can you?

Back when Tirek was in Tartarus, he had seen many things. Many horrors, many gruesome forms of torture that while to others may not appear gruesome, were far worse than any physical or emotional attack that could be unleashed upon the inhabitants of that eternal prison.

One of those horrors that had been one of the most annoying things that not only struck anger in the centaur but fear as well, decided to track him down all the way to his current domain up in Canterlot.

And though the two aren't well acquainted Tirek can't help but wonder, "Why isn't he scared?"

Crossover: DMC

Mild gore involved

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Uncle lives a very fulfilling life at his antique shop. It's peaceful and quiet for the most part, just how he likes it. Of course, he's a skilled chi wizard, so he knows better than to actually let the universe know that he's content. So he complains.

A lot.

Then one day, a basket containing three infant magical ponies arrives, and his peaceful life goes out the window...to be replaced with, perhaps, something a little more than contentment.

The universe, apparently, is smarter than he gave it credit for, because now he has "Three More Things!" to complain about to hide just how much they mean to him.

Part of the PWNY-verse.

First chapters take place approximately 10 years before the events of the first episode of the show.

Edit: Cover Art put together by Shadow Bolt
Edit 2: New Cover Art by Swan Song. Link to his page in image source.
Edit 3: Level Dasher commissioned an image of the CMC with their new Cutie Marks from Katakiuchi4U over on Deviantart. Here's the pic!

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