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Why does Starlight have a crush on Trixie? What made her think this way? And should she ask her out or not?

Starlight has a lot of questions for herself and they're very confusing. Surely she should be able to find the answers to them if she just gets a second to clear her head. After all, she's the most powerful unicorn spellcaster alive! There's nothing she cannot do if she approaches it with a rational, reasonable mindset.

Probably.

Written for the StarTrixMaud contest. Editing help provided by Lofty Withers and WritingSpirit.

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Eldritch abominations from outer space abduct an orange yokel. The country bumpkin is fine. The aliens are not.

Trigger Warning! This story contains:
- Applejack just telling the truth when asked.
- Space.
- A nutshot.
- Looting.
- Attempts to be funny.
- Celestia sneezing hard.

*Reached the top of the Feature Box! Nowhere else to go now but down!*

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One morning, something strange happens in Ponyville. For some odd reason, lemons have appeared on the doorsteps of every house in Ponyville. But, as the old adage goes, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or something like that.

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Rainbow Dash had dreamed of this for weeks. She was finally going to swim with Applejack. Alone. Not a single member of Applejack's family would be in sight. She was given this opportunity once, but she didn't know what to say. What to do. Now, with this opportunity, she was going to take the plunge. A plunge to impress her.

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There’s nothing like getting lost in a good book. Unless of course you’re quite literally lost in a good book with your only chance of escape hinging on a finicky fairy, in which case I’d imagine there’s nothing like that either. It’s times like these, when I’m tied to a stone slab, about to be sacrificed to fulfill a prophecy and bring about the end times, that I wonder about things: like, what have I done with my life? Why would Twilight even have this book in her library? I wonder what fairies taste like and how I should prepare them when I inevitably cook mine up and eat him?

I don't think this day could get worse.

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Immortality isn't all it's cracked up to be. Just ask someone who would know. Like... Apple Bloom, for instance.

Written for the February Writeoff - Closing Time

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Quizzical Greystone has just come to Ponyville as an assistant in Friendship Research. Such a socially inept filly might not be the best pony for the job. But this just might be the job she needs. If you can't make friends in Ponyville can you make friends anywhere?

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For Applejack and Rainbow, life is busy. Rainbow is busting her flank in the Wonderbolts Reserves, and Applejack is working hard on the farm. Caught up in their busy world, Applejack gets upset that her partner forgot something. When she goes to confront her however, she finds she forgot something too...

Story inspired by this beautiful picture by Tsitra360

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There are two types of ponies in the world; those that read love stories...and those that write their own.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack have been friends for years. But after a seemingly harmless game in the orchard awakens Rainbow Dash's deeper feelings for her friend Applejack, she is determined to ensure that her friend has a special somepony for Hearts and Hooves Day. But what will Dash do when that pony isn't her? Can she stand on the sidelines and watch her friend find happiness without her? Can Dash find the answers she needs in the latest tale of Daring Do?

Cover image credit goes to RainbowDerp98

And be sure to check out the sequel, Where Would Rainbow Dash?

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A momentous historical occasion arrives at Twilight's doorstep: The missing Griffon Sun Opal has been discovered! Celestia plans to return the gem to the rightful owners, the griffon kings and tasks Twilight to organize a gala in their honor. Everything seems be running smoothly until disaster strikes: The jewel is stolen! Twilight will find an unlikely ally to unravel the mystery of the theft.

The story is a re-imagining of Agatha Christie's “The Jewel Robbery at the Grand Metropolitan”
In canon with MayorofEquestria's "Trottin' On Sunshine".
Many, many thanks to the fantastic Missangest for that gorgeous cover image!

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