• Member Since 6th Sep, 2020

Badguy400


Just a guy who likes MLP, and certain characters from the show. I also like having Steve Blum as the voice of King Sombra. I don’t know why; I just do.

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Twilight and Sunset decided to join a playgroup so their daughter can socialize with other babies her age. However, the appearance of old friends spark an unnecessary competition.

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This morning, Shining Armor thought that his daughter's goth phase was his biggest worry. Now, he has to deal with a retired stage magician, a smoke monster that refuses to stay dead, the dumbest possible parallel universe, AND his daughter's goth phase.

Nothing about this makes any sense... and why does King Sombra seem oddly afraid of Trixie...?


Quite possibly the crackiest of all crack fics I have ever written for any fandom to date. I wrote this in about a week and had an absolute BLAST writing it. :rainbowlaugh: Contains...

  • Trixie's verbal tic maxed out to the point where it becomes a plot point of sorts
  • brooding goth Flurry Heart, complete with goth name
  • card tricks
  • the Crystal Empire having quite possibly worse security protocols than it does in canon
  • nopony taking anything quite as seriously as they probably should
  • Shining Armor making a few rather questionable choices involving his daughter's safety
  • card tricks
  • a magic mirror portal that ought to be yeeted into the sun or moved to the SCP Foundation HQ
  • trace amounts of Applejack
  • an homage to the best Mumbo and Grian comedy skit from the Last Life series on YouTube
  • card tricks

Inspired by TWO contests!

Entering this into the Portal Transformations Contest I.

Also, after some consideration and checking with Muggonny, entering this into the Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad 2024 Competition. It blasted WAY past the max word count, but I'll just have to live with the wordcount penalty. :trixieshiftright:

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My name is Comet Tail, and I have died many times.

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(Collab with Latecomer who suggested the idea. Takes place after "The Hearth's Warming Club".)

Even though he and his friends are staying over the holiday break to be with Gallus, Sandbar has made his own plans for Hearth's Warming. Those plans get upended when his parents have to leave and unexpectedly task him with foalsitting his baby sister, Coral.

Despite Sandbar having some prior foalsitting experience, he decides to rope his friends into helping him with his important assignment. Which is quickly complicated by the fact that none of them know how ponies raise their young.

To complicate things further, Sandbar is soon hospitalized after hitting his head against a tree. So his friends have to take turns checking up on him, and keeping Coral under control. A problem when she is going through "potty training" which is something Sandbar's friends know very little about.

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After her parents abuse becomes too much she ends up snapping before slaughtering her parents, she is sent to Foalsome Youth Detention Centre. Foalsome Youth Detention Centre is considered to be the toughest and most secure juvenile prison in Equestria. Scootaloo's life instantly changes as she grows to adapt to life behind bars.

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After Twilight leaves the castle for a friendship mission.She asked Starlight for help to babysit Spike who didn't like the idea tries to make friends on his own.Spike thinks of one idea lead to a unexpected mess for Starlight.

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Because of Trixie and Adagio, Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Timber Spruce, and Flash have all been turned into toddlers. And because Applejack and Pinkie Pie have to head off, Sunset has to babysit all eight children. (Okay fine, only six technically, but for all the help Trixie and Adagio are.... @#$&*%!!!!)

Written by someone who works with children on a daily basis :raritywink:

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A king serves his country in many ways. He must care for his subjects’ needs, set roles of conduct, cooperate with leaders of other lands to ensure peace; he must live up to his subjects’ hopes and expectations and be a role model to inspire those around him. But there is one more duty a king must fulfill: to ensure there is someone to pass the torch to, should he not live forever.

If only it were so easy...


Written for the Pride and Positivity 2021 event. Help out by donating to one of the charities they’re contributing to this year!

-Transgender Law Center
-Palestine Children’s Relief Fund
-Sewa International (An Indian charity collecting funds for COVID relief)

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Shining Armor and Princess Cadance had been having little trouble keeping their alicorn foal's magic under control, and they'd been fortunate enough thus far in having at least one parent always by Flurry Heart's side should the enchantment ever wear off somehow, just in case. There would soon come a time, though, when both Cadance and Shining Armor would have no other choice but to be away from the Crystal Empire at the same time. Because of this, they would need to find Princess Flurry Heart a babysitter as soon as possible.

There is only one way of determining who gets the honor of such a title, and Trixie is unlucky enough to be selected by the crystal heart itself.

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Flurry Heart has made the ultimate sacrifice, but is it truly over? After using her own life essence to restore Equestria to an inhabitable state in her own world, she is reborn into a new one. But this one seems much purer, while the enemies that cost her everything to defeat are all either banished or destroyed. Even her mother and father are still alive, and more surprisingly, even her Aunt Twilight? What is this twist of fate and what does it mean for Flurry Heart?

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