The world was literally falling apart around them. Mountains drifted off into the sky, rivers tied themselves into knots, and hideous monsters ravaged the scattered remains of ponykind. At least the unicorn named Twilight Sparkle had her friends, right? Well, no. You see, they all were separated while they were sleeping when the ground split, carrying each them thousands of miles apart in a single night.

A week after losing her friends, Twilight Sparkle woke up with a strange affliction: she was hearing voices in her head. At first, they were merely having idle conversation; they didn't talk to her and didn't acknowledge her, and thus were easy to ignore. But then, as Twilight searched for her friends, she realized that if enough of the voices agreed upon something, they could alter reality itself to get what they wanted.

Then YOU came along and spoke to Twilight. YOU are the collective voices that have recognized her and decided to aid Twilight Sparkle in her journey to rescue her friends and save the world. But beware, the powerful THEM seeks to destroy the world and see Twilight suffer for all eternity.

Are YOU ready?

Inspired by "Twitch Plays Pokemon."

Princess Celestia orders the invasion of Earth. Things don't go as planned.

Princess Twilight has fallen under a terrible spell that caused her to lose her memories and now she must undertake an epic journey to discover the origin of a Chinese tattoo that has appeared mysteriously.

This story is a sequel to Princess Twilight Sparkle's 505th Birthday

Smarty Pants, Honeycrisp, and Sandy find themselves stuck in the salad days of Equestria, four hundred and eighty years in the past. Can they get back without screwing up everything?

Probably not.

This story is a direct continuation of Princess Twilight Sparkle’s 505th Birthday, which is itself a continuation of Princess Twilight Sparkle’s 500th Birthday. To really get a grasp on what’s going on you should give both of those a read in the right order. You can skip them if you'd like but... Oh boy, will you have questions.

Notes:
- Cover art commissioned by HAK2. Check out his other stuff, too.
- This is a story in the Birthdayverse.
- Many thanks to my faithful Pre-Reader and all around super-duper best pony, Blood Lord go read his story, too!
- And thanks to the newest pre-reader to join in the craziness, Razalon The Lizardman. Keeper of the mighty Em dash! Go read his stuff, too!
- Dedicated to my wife. Her love keeps me going and her snark keeps me smiling.

As always, please leave comments and critiques.

Ten years ago, Twilight made the ultimate sacrifice in order to defeat Tirek. Equestria has been in a state of civil war ever since.

Canterlot has at last fallen, and the six heroes of the rebellion now go to face the ultimate challenge: defeating the godlike Twilight Sparkle. What they expect to be a brutal, hard won quest for glory and Equestria's salvation turns into something entirely different... and now they face a choice.

This story is a reaction piece against the Tyrant Sparkle trope.

Special thanks to Absolution for pre-reading and Danger Beans for proofreading.

Cover art credit: BluestreakFUS

Now with a Chinese Translation courtesy of Hellagur.

Tutoring is something not many were born to do. I certainly wasn't. Having been a premier magician that performed in the great halls of Manehatten, imagine my surprise when the King and Queen of Equestria approached me with a job opportunity I couldn't refuse, and had no real reason to deny.

Of course, the job was to tutor their two lovely daughters Celestia and Luna, and even though the King and Queen told me they'd be a hoofful to handle, I was certain I could keep them in line.

And you wouldn't believe how wrong I was.

Cover art used with permission from T-3000

Tired of Luna's constant nagging, Celestia agrees to give internet dating a try. Using the website www.notforeveralone.com, Luna helps Celestia go on dates with potential immortal suitors. Shouldn't be too hard to find true love, right?

You can make a suggestion for any immortal across any manner of genre or fiction for Celestia to date next. Just make sure they're immortal for it to work.

Updates every Tuesday and Friday.

Guest chapters for immortals I have not covered are welcome, since I won't be able to write about every suggestion someone has. Note that all guest chapters are non-canon from the main story, so there is a bit of leeway to them. Talk to me over PM's for any further discussion.

Thanks to my editors The Ponytrician and Garnot for all their help!

Cover art from the hilarious tumblr you all should check out, ~Letters For Celestia~

Scootaloo may just be the world's most unfortunate filly. She gets the short stick on everything. Of course, it just so happens that that short stick will always entail dying. It's a good thing she doesn't seem to notice that she dies a lot, otherwise things might start to get a bit complicated.

Short vignettes which reimagine each episode of MLP such that Scootaloo dies in increasingly spectacular and insignificant ways. Updates twice a week, every Tuesday and Friday.

You're all invited to the most unlikely wedding of all time. Who is getting married and how will the Mane Six handle the most surprising twist they've ever seen? Read to find out.

Proof Read By: FlutterDash7 & Frostfur
Edited By: MysteryMare
Cover Pic By: MysteryMare & FlutterDash7

This story is a sequel to Heated

It's been three weeks since Fluttershy had her "problem" and they are now a happy wife and husband. But one day, Fluttershy isn't acting normal. And she has unusual symptoms of an unknown illness: cravings, mood-swings, dizziness, morning sickness. It's almost like she's.....

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