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This story is a sequel to Gordon Ramsay Savagely Critiques a Cupcake
After Gordon Ramsay savagely roasted Pinkie Pie, he ruined her. Now, she wants revenge. And she plans to get it in one way and one way only.
By beating his savage Scottish ass.
Still rated T because Gordon.
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Gordon Ramsay walks into Sugarcube Corner and orders a cupcake.
Then he savagely critiques it.
What more is there to say?
Rated T because Gordon.
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After an afternoon of soccer, Rainbow Dash and I head home, but lately, people have been giving us weird looks.
Oh well. It's just another day with Rainbow Dash.
Ditzy Doo thought it was pretty weird when she stumbled into a Daring Do adventure involving Caballeron, the vicious griffons of Talon, and some kind of magical Goblet. Then she bumped into herself, and things went downhill from there.
A Most Delightful Ponidox submission.
This story occurs in the same universe as Homecoming, which diverges from canon at the end of Season 4. While reading Homecoming would give some context, it's not necessary for enjoying Daring Do and the Ditzy of Infinite Possibility. You can also check out this blogpost for context but, again, purely optional.
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In the human world, Applejackโs parents are alive.
She has to meet them.
Written for the A Most Delightful Ponidox contest.
Colgate is a pony of simple pleasures. She wakes up, goes to work, avoids whatever nonsense is plaguing the city of Ponyville today, and heads home, leaving better suited ponies to clean up the weekly mess.
Until one day she wakes up, and it is not tomorrow.
This begins a series of circumstances that will eventually culminate with a conversation with a star, a lifesaving mattress, several pieces of magical cutlery, a series of one-hit KOs, and a chase through the past and the future for the fate of all Equestria.
Just a normal Tuesday in Ponyville, even when the exact date is negotiable.
An entry in the Most Delightful Ponidox, written, rather experimentally, in first person present tense.
Cover art by KozachokZRotom
Hoping to make some extra money over the summer, Sunset Shimmer takes a job as the new nightguard at Freddy Fazbearโs Pizza. Little does she know that this will be the longest and most terrifying night of her life. Can she make it through the night and make it out alive?
Complete the following tasks. Then come and join me. Underneath the shadow of the singing tree.
CONTENT WARNING: Suicide does NOT actually occur in this story. THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION and is not directed at any real person, living or dead. I do not condone suicide. If you are suicidal, or have serious concerns about your mental health, I advise you not to read this story.
Help is available. USA Suicide Prevention Helpline: 800-273-8255. Website.
This story is a sequel to The Incredibly Stupidly Weird Story About 15 Random OCs
It's official. Twilight Sparkle is no longer the smartest.
With the power of not one, not two, not even three crackheads, but a full twenty (that's two tens worth!) of 'em put together, the all-encompassing, all-powerful and all-knowing behemoth known as *gasp* Google is born!
Except this ain't the Googlidoodledoo that y'all use in real life, no--this is Equestria's take on the thing. It runs on chaos magic.
The cherry on top? Discord isn't even in this story.
WARNING: The random tag was found brutally murdered in a blender and turned into a smoothie to write this story.
People whose OCs I kidnapped: