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Amateur writer. I don't write as much as I used to. Sometimes I forget that life isn't Tumblr.

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Applejack has loved Rainbow Dash for years, but she never thought Dash loved her back. About to give up, she gets some friendly advice from Granny Smith and decides to tell Rainbow how she feels, for better or worse.

First ponyfic, written at four in the morning with no sleep. Appreciate constructive comments, flames make me cry.

Cover art pending.

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Love finds a way, no matter if you travel the world or you sit at home on your computer all day and night. This is still true for Button Mash, who, despite protest against it, has a crush on a little mare named Sweetie Belle; and Sweetie Belle likes him back.

But sometimes, young love can't handle the changes that come with time. It's at those times that one must fall back on their friends.

Credit to JanAnimations for Button Mash/his mom/Minecraft adventures
Credit to askprincessmolestia for ideas about Gamer Luna

Though the Gamer Luna is just for the idea, Celestia's still the same, and Derpy won't be present. If I end up having any "risque" scenes I don't find "fitting", I'll probably make a separate fic, because at the moment I don't know if I will or not.

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Button is very brave. He's saved Princess Zelda from Ganondorf, fought against zombie hordes and he's even managed to beat the dreaded Creepers! Alright, that last one wasn't real. Or the other ones.

But, despite his achievements, he has only one princess he wants(and thankfully, she's not in another castle): Sweetie Belle. Of course, when he asks her to Sugarcube Corner for milkshakes, he encounters a horde of enemies! Well, not a horde, just Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, but their enemies nonetheless.

Will Button be able to stand up to the enemy and protect his princess? And will he really learn the true meaning to being a hero?


This is to celebrate 350+ followers. The vote for this story's creation took place in this blog. I hope you enjoyed~!

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Pinkie Pie misses her friend Cheese Sandwich, so she plans to throw a huge party in the hopes his Cheese Sense will pick up on it. Will Cheese Sandwich ever come?

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This story is a sequel to Goodbye, Boneless


Cheese Sandwich keeps a lot of his thoughts to himself when he's around Pinkie Pie. For a party pony, he's still awfully shy. But today he’s going to slip up, think out loud when he’s barely awake, and say a lot more than he meant to.

Pinkie Pie is always happy to see her friend Cheesie. And this time, it’s not party pony business; it’s a really real visit just to see her! He’s so much fun to play with, and he thinks the nicest things about her, but she wishes he’d say some of them. Listening in is starting to get awkward.

This is a sequel to "Goodbye, Boneless." Technically, if you're trying to read in sequence, it also falls after "Flash and Trend Steal All Your Waffles." CheesePie, of course.

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Cheese Sandwich returns to Ponyville and has been spending a LOT of time with Pinkie Pie lately. The CMC think that this is because the two famous party ponies like each other and are just afraid to admit it. So as you probably guessed, the Cutie Mark Crusaders meddle in their lives in order to "help" them get together. It is basically like the Hearts and Hooves Day episode all over again. However, with a few changes.

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Several months after the events of Pinkie Pride, Cheese Sandwich writes a letter to Pinkie. He asks her to come with him across Equestria to collaborate with him on the parties he throws. Over the span of a month, they will travel to 30 different locations and throw 30 different parties. But during this time, will other things take place between the candy-coated mare and the Lone Planner?


This is a bunch of short oneshots about Pinkie and Cheese. Most of these will be shippy, but there will also be silly bits and bits where they're just friends. If you have a particular location in mind for our pair to venture to and party down in, let me know in the comments section and I'll see what I can do. Seeing as we haven't really been introduced to 30 Equestrian locations, I will need some help figuring some out.

Cover art by the lovely and talented SlashopentheSky

Update Feb. 3, 2014: Under the "Popular Stories" tab on the front page ALREADY, guys? Holy cow, this thing is barely started and has only been up for a few hours of me writing this. Calm down!

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This story is a story of love, happiness, and totally fun parties!
Pinkie receives an unexpected visit from her favorite party pony, Cheese Sandwich! To her surprise, he wants to spend Hearts and Hooves Day with her. Could this possibly lead to something amazing?

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Cheese Sandwich doesn't consider his own birthday to be more special than the happy faces he encounters. In fact, he usually treats it just like any other day. But after getting a doozy pointing him towards Ponyville on his special day, it might shock everyone with who he happens to share the same birthday with.

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Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are. -Bertolt Brecht

Pinkie has always assumed life would stay the same in Ponyville. Having adventures and playing around with her friends will always be the most important part of her life. Or will it? When Cheese Sandwich returns looking for help, Pinkie discovers feelings she never knew she had. Now, she is torn between her desire to stay with Cheese and her friends. Just how will she deal with the situation?

[IMPORTANT NOTE]: This was my first story on fimfiction that I kept. It was written a long time ago, and as such is dated. Dated in writing quality, pacing, storytelling, characterization, and the list goes on. This no longer represents my current writing abilities in the least, but I have decided to keep it on the site for historic purposes and the fact that folks still enjoy reading it.

This is a slow-paced story delving into Pinkie and Cheese's life as they come to understand their love for each other and the changes it brings to their lives.

Please note that I started this story before the end of season 4. It is cannon up until about the middle of the season.

I absolutely adore Pinkie and Cheese together, and many other writers have published some great stories. I recommend The Rock Farmer's Daughter and anything by scoots2 (they're amazing). Anywho, I decided to write one of my own, but make it a larger scale, slower paced work than most Cheese-Pie stories. This was my big project, and I've expended a lot of effort making it work. I'd love to hear your thoughts and suggestions regarding improvement. A perfectionist is never satisfied.

The wonderful cover art is a commission by WitlessTheSmall Check her out her amazing work on deviantart. She is currently accepting additional commissions!

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