I kind of had a bad day at work and was thinking about stupid sexy Chrysalis, and then I wondered if there was a stupid sexy Trixie tag on derpibooru, and then my mind said SHIP THEM so I wrote this in about an hour and my god it is really late but like I said I had a bad day and went to some dark places but then I wrote this at the same time so maybe life isn't completely awful.

What, you want a plot? There is no plot. There's ponies kissing and stupid sexy Chrysalis and peanut butter toast. That should be all you need.

It is a fact in Equestria that pony population has a greater female majority than any other species. There is no solid data stating that all other species, with their higher male populations, are inferior in any way. All that is known is that the highest form of living in Equestria is being an Equestria Girl.

A knee-jerk response to a “report” on Equestria Daily.

Having never seen the wonder that is the circus, a young Twilight is taken by her big brother to have the time of her life.

Pinkie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy discuss their feminine issues and try to find a way to escape Sugarcube Corner.

Written for Japanese Teeth's prompt in the tvtropes gift fic exchange.

The prompt: Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy find themselves stuck with Pinkie in Sugarcube Corner. Disaster ensues.

When Twilight Sparkle slipped beneath the covers last night, everything had been fine. She had friends whom she loved, a teacher she adored, and a bright future ahead of her. But when she woke up, her blankets and quilts had been replaced by hospital gowns and padded restraints.

Everything is wrong and nothing makes sense; even her friends have changed. The doctors keep telling her that she is sick, that none of it was real and that it was all in her head. Yet she remembers a life far beyond the hospital walls. She couldn't have made it all up on her own. They must be lying… right?

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Was it a magical spell gone awry? An angry god laying waste upon a world that had forgotten him? A long and bloody war? An incurable disease?

Fluttershy couldn't remember what it was that had turned the world to this. All she knew was that she had to survive.

What is known about King Sombra? He is a shadow stretching across the Crystal Empire, but he is as mysterious as he is dark. Though he is the villain of the story, even he has a past to be told.

Because people seem to enjoy ponies with food so much, I decided to take a shot at it.

Title is pretty self-explanatory.

Twilight, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash go to one of the local fast-food places to order some lunch, but when it's Fluttershy's turn to order, she panics.

Slightly based on something I did when ordering Asian food at the mall. Yes, socializing isn't the easiest thing for me.

Idea Inspired By: Art Inspired and his story Fluttershy Discovers Animal Crackers

When Scootaloo's bird sighting trip goes awry, a mare is forced to show what it means to be a mother. To bring and protect life at all costs. This is Scootaloo's story.

When Fluttershy received her certification as a fog specialist, she only wanted a plausible excuse to write off the expenses associated with her ground-based house on her taxes. However, when an accident in Cloudsdale sends a blanket of industrial-grade clouds rolling towards Ponyville, Fluttershy suddenly finds herself in charge of coordinating the response, mostly because she's the only fog specialist in the area. Can our heroine step up to the challenge at hoof, or will she risk facing the wrath of the Equestrian Revenue Service?

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