Mann Co. is a battleground for the most psychotic minds on the planet. From a shapeshifting assassin to a delusional masked man-child. Perhaps the most crazy of these individuals is the Soldier, an idiot geared for war and a passion to blow everything to shreds with a rocket launcher strapped with Christmas lights. Today, while on a rampage on 2fort the soldier comes across a conundrum featuring teleporters and piss. What happens when this small mistake leads soldier to a peaceful world that finds murder the most abhorrent act of all? It seems Soldier is out of place here, and the locals feel the effects of this war-loving patriot.

(Story takes place right after episode 1)

I will update this whenever I feel like it. Previous system didn’t work so I’ll update it when i am inspired to write

Long story short...

Love hurts.

Also, I have no idea why I wrote this!

Featured on 5/4/20, 5/5/20, 5/6/20, 5/7/20, 5/8/20 thank you for finding my bored ramblings as interesting.

A strange duo of armed robbers take a convenient store robbery to an unexpected new level...

WARNING: abandon all logic. This is Key & Peele level weird and random.

Confused? Good.

Ever since Luna got back from the moon, she's been... readjusting to modern day culture. And Twilight has been all too happy to help. At least until Luna discovered something called the 'Pun'.

Now Twilight is convinced Luna punning right and left is the end of Equestrian civilization as we know it. She's overreacting... right? Well, yes. Probably.

Now, the only question is what will happen first, a punderstorm of lunar proportions or the meltdown of a liberian? Personally, if you were to ask Spike? Pass the popcorn.

Featured on 6/15/19 and on 6/16/19

Two hundred years before the reunification of the three pony tribes, it was a curse to be born an Earth Pony. The Unicorn nobility ruthlessly taxes and subjugate them, while Pegasus marauders mercilessly raid towns and villages under the 'protection' of Pegasopolis. However, when a mysterious creature wielding ungodly powers saves a village from a Pegasus raid, the Earth Ponies finally see a way to break free of the vicious cycle and earn their freedom and equality.

Else where, a young man finds himself cast into a foreign world after an encounter with the spirit of chaos, armed with nothing but his newly bought handgun along with two magazines' worth of ammunition. However, he realized that the world he found himself in is far more complicated than he could ever imagine and that he must act to help the oppressed or forever live with a guilty conscience.

An experimental story trying to train my pacing a little, and hoping to create a HiE story with a more meaningful theme than just 'Find Mane 6 and live in Ponyville'. Big thanks to Garzeel_ for prereading! Hope you guys enjoy it!

Warning: contains a fair amount of swearing.

Edit: Featured 4/08/17! Thank you all very much!

Twilight's power, along with that of Celestia, Luna, and Cadance, has been claimed by Tirek. Drunk on power, the demon-centaur is unleashing destruction upon Equestria, his reign of terror just beginning.

But there is hope. A crystalline chest, a gift from the Tree of Harmony, able to be opened by six keys. Keys which Twilight has now claimed the last of. All they can do is hope, hope that whatever is contained inside the chest is enough to stop Tirek.

And then something goes wrong ...

Note: This story is in no way connected with my other fanfics. It's very much a one-off in good fun.

The Rainbooms are one of the few bands at CHS that didn't dissolve after the fad passed with the Battle of the Bands. Of course, they aren't the only one. Flash Drive never stopped being a thing, which means Applejack and Rainbow Dash can borrow their guitarist to settle a bet. Should be simple, right?

To be fair, it was still early in the girls' career as magical guardians. They had yet to learn that nothing is ever truly simple.

Rated Teen for more teenager-y teenagers than EqG normally gets away with and offscreen mayhem. Written for CRACK-STORM 2020