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Paradox Theory

You cannot just expect happiness, you have to create it. ~A great many people.

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A human, having suffered due to the mysterious means of his transmission from one world to another, is stuck in bed recovering from his injures. While a little alarmed to find that the one looking after him is not human herself, he can't do much about it.

It helps that - as he finds - she's also rather good company.

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"My name is Rick Gärtners, and I write this diary to whomever comes across it. I am a thirty-eight year-old male with no spouse, but that's irrelevant right now. If you do happen to come across this, note for what you're about to read is a record of my life's history; day by day, month by month, and year by year. But never will you expect what's written in this forgotten journal. So sit a while, my readers, as you'll see how being shown to "kindness" can change my malevolent life... forever."

A Fluttershy rendition of 'My Little Dashie' and written out of pure inspiration of becoming a writer.

2020: Story is undergoing revision. When it'll be done is not estimated.

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Uncle lives a very fulfilling life at his antique shop. It's peaceful and quiet for the most part, just how he likes it. Of course, he's a skilled chi wizard, so he knows better than to actually let the universe know that he's content. So he complains.

A lot.

Then one day, a basket containing three infant magical ponies arrives, and his peaceful life goes out the window...to be replaced with, perhaps, something a little more than contentment.

The universe, apparently, is smarter than he gave it credit for, because now he has "Three More Things!" to complain about to hide just how much they mean to him.

Part of the PWNY-verse.

First chapters take place approximately 10 years before the events of the first episode of the show.

Edit: Cover Art put together by Shadow Bolt
Edit 2: New Cover Art by Swan Song. Link to his page in image source.
Edit 3: Level Dasher commissioned an image of the CMC with their new Cutie Marks from Katakiuchi4U over on Deviantart. Here's the pic!

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It's Hallows Eve, or as some would call it, Nightmare Night. In Ponyville, everypony's having a fantastic time! Only, that time will soon run out. In a graveyard not too far away, a blue hoof strikes through, leaking with Negative Energy. The Nightmare has awoken, and has taken back control!

Meanwhile, close by, a Halcandrean in Pony form by the name of Doctor Vohr T. Tex received this negative charge and went to investigate. Soon, he shall see how real Nightmares can be. They will see. Both him AND her...

Written by: Dr. Tex
Publisher: TexTek Inc. and DTI (Drew Tech Industries).

Doctor Tex, Professor Nique, Shadow Tex, and Carter L. are owned by me.

Sunny Bright, Nightmare Sunny, and Charmy (was that her name?) belong to the YouTube user Sunny Bright.

All other characters belong to their respective owners.

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Long ago, Princess Celestia defeated her sister in a battle between good and evil. She believed that the rebels drove her sister to that point. As revenge, she forced their children to fight to the death, and the whole country would be watching.

Which one pony will win? We'll see.


This is a kind of story that let's you decide what will happen. You can give suggestions on what should fly in for the tributes, and help decide which ones should die. Also, no sponsoring your own tributes, and please do not pamper any OCs with picture perfect things.

Happy Pony Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Hit the Popular Story list on 1-7-16!

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You are Twilight Sparkle. You volunteered to help Fluttershy with her animals, but when you discover she isn't home, and all signs point to trouble, you may find yourself in the Everfree forest alone desperately looking for her! Will you bring her home safely, or will you be devoured by hundreds of voracious snapping vines? Start with event 1... and meet your destiny!

Start with Event 1. At the end of an event, you may find instructions such as:
Go to event 12.
In this case, go to your next event. However, you will usually find choices at the end of an event, such as
If you wait and see what happens, go to event 16.
If you walk towards them and see what is going on, go to event 22.

Make you choice, and turn to the next event to meet your destiny!

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MLP/Total Drama crossover. The world of Equestria gets more exciting when Chris McClean from Earth has team up with Discord to host a new (unofficial) season of Total Drama, bringing back 38 (plus two new one) cast members to participate. Will both sides handle one another?

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Discord is once again loose, but after using his randomness to find some interesting information on some strange phenomenon in another world that has to do with an island and a bunch of humiliating events, the crazy spirit of disharmony and chaos comes up with a new, sick, twisted, disturbing plan that involves capturing 20 of the most popular ponies (and three non-ponies) and forcing them to play a new game while the rest of Equestria watches in horror (or most likely secret amusement and possibly envy of not being picked themselves).

What does the rotten host Discord have in mind for our 20 unfortunate selections? Well, looks like you'll have to wait and find out! Maybe, just maybe, if Discord is feeling generous, the winner of his new "game" will get a grand prize. Everyone pick a character to root for and let's get it on!

(Special thanks to shadow0knight for creating the cover image. To see the full-sized image, go here: http://shadow0knight.deviantart.com/art/Total-Magic-Pony-Island-Title-293752756)

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Apple Bloom is a poor little filly living in Ponyville with her Granny Smith, older sister Applejack and older brother, Big Mac. She's tired of the current life she's living and wants something new and exciting to come into her life.

One day, it is announced all over Equestria, that Pinkie Pie, the legendary candy maker, has hid five golden tickets in her candy bars. Whoever possesses the ticket will get the chance to go inside the factory where all of her candy is made.

This could be the excitement that Apple Bloom has been wanting all her life!

Based on the 1971 classic "Willy Wonka" film.

(This cover art is temporary)

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Most of us are shunned from their society, but there are a few stars in the night. Cranky Doodle Donkey is one of them. He saved my life, and now I wanted to support him at his happiest. Too bad that his wedding was in the center of ponyville.

Written for u/GoldenStripes because he challenged me on reddit.

Also for u/DarkLordSnuffles because bugpone.

Huge thanks to superluminous for editing this! I wrote this while completely jacked on monster, so lots of mistakes were made. Glad you guys liked it regardless, but most of them have been fixed!

Aaand featured, June 14-17 2015. Words cannot describe how happy this makes me.

Dramatic Reading by CaptainBron3y

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