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Just a story about two background humans eating cookies...or is it?

After watching "Equestria Girls", I found a ton of material to use for a "third installment" in the "Two Background Ponies" saga. So much I almost couldn't fit it in. Naturally, if you haven't read "Two Background Ponies Eating Cookies" or "Two Background Ponies At A Donut Shop", the whole concept would probably be a mystery to you, so read those first. Again, I'd ideally like to see this on stage...but this one would require another big cast. Less props, though, considering its humans this time.

The image used is public domain.

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Just a story about two background ponies eating cookies...or is it?

This differs from my usual fare. Basically, it's a short, comedic look at what happens when a couple of otherwise mute and indifferent background ponies decide to one day start pondering their own existence. It's more mature than my regular stuff...definitely for the older audience.

This story was originally a script for an on-stage dialogue between two actors with minimal props. (Namely, a table, two chairs, and a plate of cookies...with maybe one or two bits of costuming just to make the audience know from the start that they're representing background ponies.) But as this site doesn't accept scripts, I've translated it into prose.

The image of cookies used for the story is a public domain image.

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One day, after tearing apart dimensions, Discord stumbles across a small clay animal that seems to support plant life. He finds this amusing. Pranks ahoy!

Celestia wakes up to a very green morning...Wait, GREEN?

"DISCOOORD!"


Now featured on Las Pegasus Tribune! Feature!
Re-Feature! Thanks Cerulean Voice!
NOTE: These ARE broken links, but they will stay in memory of the site. Rest In Pony, LPT.

This fic is 100% approved by Twilight's Library!Woot!

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What are the chances your favorite pony was secretly a changeling all along?

Yeah, probably about one in one.

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Just a story about two background ponies at a donut shop...or is it?

I wanted to do a sequel to "Two Background Ponies Eating Cookies" after seeing how popular it was, but I was short on material as I pretty much hit all my nuances with the show in the first installment. I basically had to change things up a bit. This might still work as an on-stage production, but it would have to be an ensemble (something more akin to what "Second City" might do) than just a dialogue.

I regret to say I don't think this is quite as good as the first. Since I am already aware of that, please don't overload the comments with things like: "Not as good as the first", "The first was better", "This was alright but the first was funnier", etc.

The image used is public domain.

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Princess Celestia is in love and about to marry her fiance: Discord. Hopefully things will turn out normally. Hopefully.

A collab with The Princess Rarity

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Sweet Apple Acres houses plenty of non-pony residents, but it's not like ponies eat bacon or lamb chops. What are they doing there? And how do they see their own situation? Are they, in fact, a free love hippie community, or is the truth more sinister than anypony knows?

Written in response to a rather off-beat discussion starting on a Lunaverse thread, but generic enough to count as maneverse as well.

Not to be taken seriously. Or internally. All copyrights reserved. Celes Vult.

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Pipsqueak the Pirate and his maiden, Silver Spoon, are on a journey of adventure!

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Pinkie Pie has noticed something: every time Spike wears a hat, his personality changes in accustom to said hat. The mare then thinks of something that would be funny, and that would be to get Spike to wear all the hats she can find.

Spike is also unaware that he is wearing a hat at all.

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The original idea originated from: Lord Zinger

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Many scholars have argued over the most important issues known to pony kind. These intellectual debates will forever shape the very essence of importance and knowledge.

This is not an example of those debates.

Spike and Twilight get into an argument about the pronunciation of the word “water”

Written for the One-Shotober Challenge. ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL PROGRESS

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