(Very loosely) based on the true story of a poly acquaintance of mine trying to find a restaurant on Valentine’s Day for herself and her two mates.

Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy are going out to enjoy their first Hearts and Hooves Day as a triad. Twilight has everything planned down to the dot, from when they’ll arrive at the restaurant in Canterlot to exactly how many rose petals will be on the cloud-bed at her room in the palace when they get home (forty five, and only true rose petals, no stamens – three roses for each of them, one red, one yellow, one dyed blue.)

Then she finds out about one technicality that never even crossed her mind. La Romanetique, Canterlot’s premier high-class dining establishment, only serves couples on Hearts and Hooves Day.

The earth shall tremble. The heavens shall fall. Tartarus itself shall disgorge its most feared inmates… but Princess Twilight Sparkle and her marefriends shall dine tonight!

Starlight and Trixie get drunk on Hearth's Warming Eve and complain about their problem with towns and the unwillingness they have to be taken over, among other unrelated things.

After a pretty animated night, Starlight wakes up and discovers Trixie by her side. It probably was a good night, but it could have been a way better morning.

This story was inspired by an art by Dilarus and that is the cover for the story "An advanced lesson in Friendship".

Rated T for language and evocation of sex.

Many thanks to Onyz and Javarod for their help editing the text.

The original French text is available here.

When Starlight surprisingly says yes to Trixie’s date, she has to make sure everything is absolutely perfect.

When Trixie Lulamoon's wagon's wheels freeze in a snowstorm, she is shunned from heat and gets stuck in her excuse for a home. Somepony realizes that Trixie had been strangely absent that day, and will trek through the cold to find the love of her life. Will she succeed? Will Trixie freeze to death? The questions will lurk in each ponies' minds. . .

Its New Years Eve and Twilight is throwing a party for all her friends. However Trixie Lulamoon is not having a lot of fun so she starts looking around for Starlight. When she finds her alone however, it quickly becomes something, more.

Co-written with the amazing LittlestOfPips as a special fic celebrating the first year we've known each other.

Part of my next generation universe, but not really a sequel to anything.

Cover credit goes to Little-Tweenframes, I think, if not, whoever created it.

After losing her only friend Diamond Tiara finds herself being comforted by the last person she expected. Could this small act of kindness lead to something more... You read the tags already, you know it does. Currently plan on this story being sfw, but will see how long that lasts. Aged them up just in case.

Diamond's been living a good life as Apple Bloom's girlfriend. The two have had a relationship since they were small, and it only grew since then. All things considered, Diamond couldn't think of anything that would make her life better.

Then, she got drunk and started thinking a little bigger...

Entrant into Princess Amore Dudette's DiamondBloom Shipping Contest.

The big game. All Sunset has to do is be the ringer and help Rainbow Dash win it. Easy.

But for all her athletic prowess, whatever seems to be bugging Rainbow Dash won't be solved just by kicking a ball around.

Sunset's friends ask her for help with a lot of things. Pretending to be Rarity's boyfriend at her cousin's wedding is a new one. It can't be that hard, right? A sharp suit, some expertly applied makeup, and a good backstory and she'll be charming the pants off of the bridesmaids in no time.

But just what is Rarity hoping to get out of this subterfuge in the first place?

Russian translation