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Rockstar_Raccoon


Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

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Discord's enthusiasm for his first Hearth's Warming Eve is a little disconcerting for the ponies of Equestria, especially in Ponyville. His bizarrely intense love for the holidays is both refreshing and a bit dangerous. But he won't stop at decorations and carols. For his first Hearth's Warming Eve, Discord wants to prove to his friends that he really has changed by giving them each a present they will love above all others. But a little bit of the whole "Spirit of Chaos" thing insists on leaking into the gifts. When all have been given out and he's left to think about the results, he starts to wonder if this is all just proof that he was never meant to be anything more than a villain.

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Gabby and Gallus go on a quest to find something to eat. Unfortunately for them, citizens of Ponyville seem to have a completely different ideas about food.

A comedy of a culinary variety.

Contains mild gore, absolutely no vore, only about 6% of fat. Gluten-free. May contain trace amount of peanuts.
Preread by hawthornbunny (truly the right bunny in the right place) and Cinder Vel.
🇺🇦Translation🇺🇦 by FoxcubRandy, edited by ColdSky.

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Rainbow Dash buys some bagels. It turns out to be not as straightforward as she thought.

Rated “Teen” for innuendo. Cover art by “Sweetie Belle.”

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A curious customer enters Rarity's boutique offering a trade of fabric and gems for just a moment of her time.

A moment she won't ever get back.

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The Bearers have encountered more than a few mysterious hidden villages, and that just never works out. But when they come across one whose residents believe that ponies must have their bodies covered at all times, Rarity starts to wonder if she's finally found her ideal audience.

For the answer, please see 'just never works out.'




Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

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Twilight Sparkle is blissfully happy to be dating Princess Luna. But when the ever-clumsy Twilight breaks one of Luna's oldest possessions, Twilight is sure that failing to fix it will spell disaster.

Adventures in taking the TwiLuna contest's prompt (and this story's title) extremely literally. (And this took second place, woot!)

Edited as usual by the amazing Jordanis, with assistance from TheAccidentalBrony.

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Princess Celestia takes a moment on her birthday to recall the cakes she has eaten and the memories they elicit.



Now featured on Equestria Daily and Las Pegasus Tribune.


Edited by: PropdowPony
Princess Celestia With Cake used with Ric-M's permission

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Spike's been dealing with crazy ponies his entire life, but when he coughs up an invitation to the double wedding of Celestia and Luna to Flim and Flam, he realizes that he hasn't yet seen half the craziness ponies are capable of.

My entry in the Dear Love contest, this story didn't make the top three. Its cover art was commissioned from Sony-Shock, and much thanks to Pascoite for comments and suggestions!

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For hundreds of years, Twilight Sparkle has managed to go through her life by working day and night as the sole ruler of Equestria. Sensing her life coming to an end, Twilight looks back at her achievements and believes like something is missing since the last of her loved ones died.

One day, Twilight finds some old relics with her great-great-great-great-great granddaughter with one of them being her old doll, Smartypants. Memories of the time she used to play with her favorite doll, even bringing it to life with a spell, flood her as long-buried emotions come out. It is with Smartypants that Twilight will find what she has been missing all this time.

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Inspired by BerrryPAWNCH's Growing Pains Comic, who I thank for the permission to do this fic.

Thanks to my Editors: Darth Link 22, First Down, Chaotic Note, BronyWriter, and Socks

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Princess Twilight Sparkle. The Element of Magic, the Princess of Friendship. Her wings and horn signify her as a royal, as an immortal. Her friends, however, are still mortal. Which means they will eventually die. And Twilight will live forever, carrying on the memories of the Elements of Harmony.

Edit 11/11/18: I finally figured out how to add coverart lol

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