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Rockstar_Raccoon


Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

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Fluttershy has a long standing policy of not letting Discord alter reality for her benefit. She won't let him make her unfathomably rich. She won't let him give her untold power. She won't even let him make her immortal.

But she has taught him that friends are allowed to give gifts and help each other.

So if he can make everypony in Equestria her friend, then they'll just give her everything she could ever want!

The plan's flawless!

He's so smart.


Featured 12/26/2023 - 12/28/2023!

Written as a gift for for PseudoBob Delightus as part of Jinglemas 2023!

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It's not a matter of if a pony will be done, but when. Everypony knows this, but nopony can predict when their moment will come until it's upon them. Crystal's husband, Amber Skies, comes upon his moment to say he's finished, and shares his final goodbyes with her.

Inspired by the story Memory Of Forever by the one and only Starscribe. Written in the moment that the story came to me. I hope you can appreciate it as I do.

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Twilight and Spike come across a timeline where Diamond dogs now rule over everyone in Equestria.
It's pretty awesome!



That stupid annoying author: I feel like we were forgetting another set of antagonists in the show during that final...not really sure who though.

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Equestria's history is full of wonders, both magical and mechanical. But only twice has it succeeded in implementing AI.

The latest iteration is an apple farmer whose resurrection is celebrated by everypony except herself. Because really, once every part has been replaced, what is left that can measure a mare?


An entry for the 2023 Sci-Fi Contest, where it nabbed a respectable fourth place. Yay, existential robot ponies!

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The ponies become very popular streamers.


Cover art by Pabbley. Thanks to brainstorming help on Discord, and to Majin Syeekoh, Samey90, and Mockingbirb for pre-reading.

Inspired by this tweet.

Note: "Teen" content rating pre-approved by Majin.

Audio Reading!

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Casual McBig Piece consumption goes wrong (not at 3am), fussing turns into a violent hissing, and the stars align to create a magical moment. In the middle of the Big Fuss of 2013 war, our floppa protagonist is taken from their realm and transported into colorful horse-land. Will some talking magical mini-equines find a way to help our fusser solve the Great Fussening?

Fusstured 4/1-4/2/23

Floppite translation: "Hrm McBig Piece mmmmm hiss-ack (hyk-a), FUSSSSS hyykkk HISSSSSS, rrrewwarrwahmmmmm. Hhhyykkrrewerrr Big FUSSSSSS of 2013 ACK, hy-dlph floppa krrewrrwayaaaaaeerrrrr~. mmmewwwrrrak hhyykkawwerr Great FUSSSSSSening?"

Submitted into Racc's 2023 Crackfic Storm

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Over the course of several hilarious shenanigans, ponies do random stuff for random and nonsensical reasons……

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It's April Fools Day and Twilight Sparkle is weary of the days pranks. Yet, throughout the day, she can't shake that there's a joke she's just not getting.

Featured: 4/2/2023

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(Alt universe, Takes place during begining of the end) Celestia calls Twilight and her friends to canterlot for important news, but upon receiving this information, Twilight has an unexpected, and even slightly shocking response.

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Discord; the immortal Lord of Chaos, only known Draconequus, dies very anticlimactically on his way to Fluttershy's cabin. Everypony is confused.

Especially him.

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Featured on 03/24/2023

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