Sweetie Belle has a problem, and her name is Rarity.

Proofread by muwun.
Additional editing assistance by Vengeful Spirit.
A gift for B_25.
Cover art changed to better reflect character ages, giving me the artist's name would be appreciated!

After the cultural exchange between Humans and Ponies has begun, a certain game is attempted to be played in Equestria. It is met with less than stellar results.

In this exciting collab with the late great Fattymagee1, Princess Cadance explodes, then turns into a refrigerator, Shining Armor seeks out molly as a substitute for cheese, Ember and Thorax get it on while rolling, and Twilight tries to seduce her brother.

Contains: drug use, expletives, mild incest, foreplay, and alluded to but not described intercourse.

Golden Harvest found out she was getting married after a party. Problem is, her soon to be has a twin, and which one is him is anypony's guess.

Even the Twin's themselves.

Teen rating for mild language, and a couple implications.

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This story makes no sense, and was written in about two hours. Rushed, unedited, and probably bad.
Written for the Season 9 Bingo Writing Contest with only three days before the deadline.

Cover art done in 30 minutes via MS Paint, the best art platform there is. Random vectors are by people on Derpibooru. Rest of image is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Sweetie Belle wakes up to a heavenly scent. She doesn't know what it is, but she does know that she craves it.

(This isn't my usual fare, but A: I'm bored. B: Writer's Block and C: I've had this idea in the back of my head for a while now.)

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Is this the first DuckTales reboot crossover published on Fimfiction? Cool...

Note: This story takes place after the events of the DuckTales reboot episode "Last Christmas".

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Cover Art by Hendro107

Proofread by Shakespearicles

What is a pony? If asked that question the average citizen of Equestria would probably respond with a confused look and a mention of the three pony tribes. A particularly astute pony might reply with four tribes, remembering to include the Thestrals. A pony of a scholarly disposition may also add a list of characteristics as well - manes, cutie marks, some form of innate magic, hooves, vegetarian diet, etc. This is the answer that would have been received for thousands of years, from before the unification of the three tribes until very recently. Until the failed Changeling invasion. With the reveal of something so foreign, yet at the same time so familiar, what it means to be a pony is no longer quite so clear and obvious. And while professors and philosophers argue, another question is forgotten in the uproar: What if the Changelings weren't the only ones who were hiding?

* Always looking for proofreaders if anyone's interested!
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Life in the Crystal Empire over the last twenty years has been everything you could have ever hoped for. As Princess Cadance, the alicorn Princess of Love and one of the rulers of Equestria, you're married to the stallion of your dreams with a wonderful daughter in a beautiful place. Not to mention your many friends that love you as well.

What more could a pony ask for?

But recently, something's changed as the years passed by. One day, you learn that even the best of ponies can make mistakes. Even a goddess of love in regards to that very thing you know best.

Love and passion aren't always rational.

• Scootaloo, a recently retired captain of the Wonderbolts, attends the funeral of her closest friend and mentor. Many thanks to Phazon for the new introduction to this very difficult piece, plus a well-needed edit – Rainbow Dash loves you, and I do too. Cover art created by author.

• Having been elected a national hero for his antics in recovering the Crystal Heart, a modest Spike is now left wondering how it’s possible to accept all the sudden unflattering attention and fame he’s not completely convinced is so necessary – or terribly deserving, for that matter. WARNING: Contains copious amounts of material based upon Season Three's introductory episodes – previously edited by and dedicated to Martian, Bookplayer, theburningone94 & hunterz263, TheMyth, plus the kindly input of Not Worthy, Phazon and Bad Horse. Cover art created by author.