When a crowd of mouth-breathing alt-right goons interrupts her beach date with Sunset Shimmer, Wallflower Blush calmly and rationally quiets them down. With a baseball bat. With nails stuck through it.
Detective jakkid166 is gonna tackle the biggest case in his career, by traveling to Ponyville with ponies and things and also murder and swearing. Will he do it?
Headless pony expresses his opinions through editorials in a newspaper despite being incapable of thought. Local purple alicorn princess remains greatly annoyed by the fact.