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Skijarama


Voice actor and writer.

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  • Wat 49 stories - 25 unread chapters A bookshelf for the truly random, insane, and absurdist stories I have such a bizarre fascination with. Luna help me.
    Created by Skijarama
    - November, 2018
Found 49 stories in 44ms

Total Words: 237,679
Estimated Reading: 15 hours

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Sunburst is dead, but Starlight Glimmer has fixed it.

She isn't one to let a little death get in the way of a good time.


An entry for both the Dialogue Only Contest and A Thousand Words Contest III (Comedy category).

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Starlight and Trixie come up with a new way of avoiding paying taxes.

Prereading by SockPuppet
Cover by Horses are Fuckin Weird
Reading by Skijarama

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This story is a sequel to The Enchanted Library


Everypony believes in fairytales, right?

Well, not Rarity, but who cares about Rarity Schmarity because THIS story about Rainbow "Awesome" Dash being the first to find a lost princess of legend.


One-shot based on prompts submitted by Ko-Fi Subscribers. Prompt was "Enchanted Library but it's Dash who finds Twilight instead of Rarity".

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Twilight finds a brick in her shower.




Now with an audio reading by Mystery Pony Fiction! Give it a listen HERE!



Yes, I intentionally misaligned the cover art. Why? Because I can, and I will.

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The eternal night of Nightmare Moon’s reign is a harsh and unforgiving time, and growing food during it proves to be a most difficult affair. When famine hits, Applejack believes she has a good idea on how to fix the problem.


Now with a reading by Skijarama - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX1J0EIWPA8

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Princess Twilight has contracted a severe case of Rainbow Dash.

The following is an excerpt from the journal of Sickle Cell of the Night Guard, detailing his experience with the Princess within the confines of her laboratory, which involved complete temporal isolation from the rest of the world.


An entry for The Twilight Files contest organised by Bicyclette.

Now with a reading by Skijarama!

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It's a beautiful day in the city of Cantershot, and Princess Killestia isn't taking Twifight Sparkill's suspicions seriously. How is she supposed to defeat an Ancient Good if she has to travel to Ponykill to make more minions? All the ponies there are crazy! And who is this strange creature with mismatched limbs that keeps trying to interfere with Spike's day?

This is a crackfic. It is a crackfic I have taken way too seriously. Please don't read into the crackfic, it's entirely an excuse to come up with a bunch of super edgy pony name substitutions.

Edit: Now with an excellent reading by Skijarama!

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Lyra Heartstrings gets abducted by aliens, they soon regret ever visiting Equestria

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Cover art by https://jamescorck.deviantart.com/
Now with a RADIO PLAY reading by Tone Shift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oXUbqcYyUg&lc

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Applejack has a secret, for years now she has snuck out into the woods with a pig in tow, in order to indulge in her secretive food fantasy: truffles. Knowing that she would never hear the end of it for the supposedly country-pony enjoying such a fancy food, she has done her best to keep her secret hidden. That is until Fluttershy begins to grow suspicious of her friend’s actions, and quickly jumps to the most logical conclusion upon investigation...


A huge thank you to the incredibly talented Alsey for creating the cover art and for providing proof-reading and advice. They are incredibly talented, and I highly suggest you check out their work. Thank you also to Aremna for proof-reading and editing, they are also incredibly talented. Check out both of their incredible stories!

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Twilight Sparkle has always pushed her boundaries.

This time it may have backfired, leaving Luna with many questions for Celestia.

Foremost?

"Why?!"


Featured 07/15/2021 - 07/18/2021!

Now with an audio reading by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan!

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