• Member Since 17th Sep, 2017

Russian Bank Teller


The worst type of person alive, a bank teller. (and also not a brony)

what is this 4 stories
Found 3 stories in 35ms

Total Words: 25,411
Estimated Reading: 1 hour

Bookshelves

Community



  • Featured 22986 stories Stories that have been featured on Fimfiction ( Automatically populated! )


  • Interviews 408 stories Stories that have had their author interviewed


  • Reviewed 0 stories Stories that have been reviewed
T
Source

While Jim Pickens was serving terrible food with Grade F ingredients to the customers of his restaurant, he suddenly gets zapped by an unknown force and sent to a whole new world. This world, in particular, inhabits several creatures which look like horses. When Jim discovers these horses (who prefer to be called "ponies" even though Jim doesn't know the difference) understand English and are actually a society of their own in the land of Equestria, he decides to take it upon himself to integrate into their society, while trying to find ways to kill them. Don't worry though, that's completely normal behavior for him. It's not going to be a big problem for the ponies... probably.

Jim Pickens is a character in Call Me Kevin's Sims 4 gameplay series. The playlist can be found here. It's recomended that you watch some of the series before you read this, but I don't really care what you do.

It takes place before Jim moves to StrangeVille and I don't know where in the My Little Pony series this takes place in.

I guess this takes place in the earlier seasons, but I never watched the show. Equestria Girls never happened and is considered just a dream that Twilight had.

EDIT: This is the point of no return. Reddit user ShanePd00 on r/CallMeKevin found this fanfiction. I'm impressed he found it within 24 hours, let alone 2. He earned that silver award. I applaud you, good sir. Here's the reddit post.

EDIT #2: I was told that this is the first crossover fanfiction with the Sims 4. I should've realized that when I started writing a few months ago, but I didn't for some dumb reason.

EDIT #3: This used to have 9 chapters, but I took a break from this meme fanfiction and then reread it only to dislike the way the story was going. It didn't have that "Kevin" style of comedy. I redid part of chapter 4 and am continuing the story in a different direction from what it originally was. Don't ask, because the new direction is way better and ignorance of the original direction is bliss.

Chapters (8)
T

What is Duchess Celestipaws to do? She's come to earth from the Pinkth Dimension, all in hopes of finding the next Magical Princess Sailor Girl, but all these humans look alike to her. Surely, that strong, strapping young human over there would make a perfect Sailor Girl! Never mind that she has a little stubble on her chin, or an Adam's apple, what is that human's name?
Oh good! Flash Sentry even sounds like a Sailor Girl name!

WARNING: Contains Crossdressing, the color pink, Comedy, the color pink, Equestria Girls, the color pink, Subconscious Sissy Dreams, the color pink, Flash Sentry, the color pink

Written as a commission for shortskirtsandexplosions, who has a very... precise and active imagination it seems. I got carried away.

Chapters (1)
T

WARNING this contain: violence, foul language, bad jokes (damn you Ulman), ponies, an absolutely horrible interpretation of METRO (I try my best, but its never as good as the source), a more-or-less accurate representation of Fallout Equestria (again the Source is best) and a whole lot of things I don't own (and I will get to that in the description)

Moscow meets Equestria as the two become (unwilling and unknowing) neighbors as their worlds are cosmically infused together and hero's will rise again as destiny beckons Artyom and the Rangers along with Littlepip, Blackjack and both their respective (surviving) crews once again to brave danger in order to save the world they now share. War and friendship may never change but you must Fear the Future, for it does.

(note, epilogs of the original FOE and PH are being retconned, as well as the events of 2035 and Exodus)
METRO belongs to Dimitri Glukhovsky
Fallout Equestria belongs to KKat
Project horizons belongs to Somber
MLP belongs to Hasbro
I own nothing.

Chapters (3)