3 AM is a tough time to be awake. Thankfully for Spike and Rarity, though, they don't have to be alone as well. They write each other letters. Rambles from them both. Whatever it takes to get through the night.

Then the letters stopped.

[Cover by Theretroart88]

Dedicated to the greatest soul-sister a brother could ask for, RarityEQM.

This story was more for me than it was for you and I'm sorry for it. Give me some time and, when I'm better, I'll write a story that better reflects you. I miss you, soul-sister. And I love you. Could use your guidance on what I should do about you.

One of these damn days, I'll stop being so selfish, and find a better way to pay tribute.

The ponies have decided that they have been booped enough. Time for the humans to taste their own medicine.

"Starlight, if you misuse your magic one more time, I'll have to spank you." Firelight thought the threat was enough. He never thought he'd really have to do it.

(Yes, this story has spanking in it. If this bothers you, don't click on it. I'd like to see comments about the story's content, not about the morality of spanking children.)

Butter Bloom is a special case. Born with severe cerebral palsy, his mind is nonetheless clear enough to understand the deeper, more mature thoughts of ambition. He longs to become more than a cripple. He thirsts for the chance to grow.

One evening in his medical ward, a visitor comes. It is darkness. It is evil. And it is exactly what Butter Bloom needed.

Scootaloo has never touched the sky
Diamond is losing the ability to fly
They laugh, cry, and wonder why
Those nights on Horlick's Hill

Just a place to stick all my dialog practice between my OC and Scootaloo. No actual story here, just two dumb kids, talking about everything and nothing on a hill in the middle of warm summer nights. Sometimes Funny. Sometimes Sad.

Each night is its own separate little conversation. There's no real thread holding these together, Just a bunch of random conversations that really don't lead anywhere. So, seriously, don't expect much out of this.
Or anything at all.

Something I tend to work on late at night, when I can't sleep. This way I don't keep clogging my blog with these dialogs. They're all 3 am Rarity shorts.
Will be updated periodically.

Did you know it's possible to save Equestria without lifting a claw, or even breaking a sweat?
Spike has saved Equestria 196 times since Starlight moved in.

This is one of those times.

*A 3 A.M. Rarity Short*

Twilight Sparkle is dead.
Twilight Sparkle is only slightly inconvenienced by this.

Diamond Dancer adores her big brother and this story recants how the two first met

It's morning for you, Anon, and it's time to wake up your wife.
A gift for my friend, GivingSpider.
Rated Teen for some 'butt-touchery' and a saucy picture

Twilight loves Spike, her precious hatchling, treating him like a son. Spike, in turn, loves her as his hatch mother. But, sometimes, Spike makes mistakes. And mistakes have consequences.

Contains: A very sorry dragon getting a spanking.