Jason's life has grown dull. While some may have thought that the weekly monster attacks might have kept him on his toes, he had grown to learn that as the norm around town. Now, after months of living in Ponyville, he can't shake the feeling that there is a void in his life. He follows his usual routine every day: breakfast, a quick shower, followed by a quick walk to the park to read the newspaper. One morning, he finds two parents playing with their filly in the playground. As he watches, an idea sparks within his mind: why not adopt a pony of his own?
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When a human appears in Equestria and is considered a threat, he is forced to flee from everything in the new land with nobody to help him while he is chased by colorfull ponies that want nothing but put him in a cage.
Queen Chrysalis likes it when I boop her on the nose. It helps her relax. However, one day, Princess Twilight Sparkle bursts in, thinking that Queen Chrysalis has put a spell on me.
Surely, when I explain to her that I boop her, she'll understand. Right?
Right?
Inspired by a delightful flash game that can be found here.
Featured on August 28th, 2016. This is as unexpected as it is amazing.
Spike is depressed, and none of his old friends know what to do, let alone how to help him.
But maybe a new friend does.
[rated teen for talk about depression and suicide]
Revised as of 06/06/2013
Felix Jackson died saving a little girl from a train. Fortunately, it wasn't his time to go and Death was just about to send him back. But Felix pulls a fast one and tricks Death into sending him to Equestria. And Death is none to pleased about this. It's tough enough to avoid death on earth; but when you're the only human in a world of miniature technicolor ponies, hiding becomes all but impossible.
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Revision editing done by HoovesMcCoy, AuthorGenesis, and Anonymous
Pre-reading done by Hortense, Wazaga, Fantoche the 13th, Sallythemanatee, and munomana.
Spike repeatedly stumbles upon everypony during their most embarrassing moments. Again and again, both through pure curiosity and a seemingly unknown force.
Somepony is up to something, but who is it?
The good news: Twilight now has a narrator for her life.
The bad news: He's an asshole.
Just a silly little oneshot crackfic I wrote while feeling inspired. Not to be taken too seriously.
Enjoy a dramatic reading by LimeyPony!
You ever feel like you just joined in on the end of an adventure?
Spike does.
All the time.
All the freaking time.
Living with Twilight and Trixie sucks.
NOW WITH AMAZING READING BY SCRIBBLER!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
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The ponies of Ponyville grew fearful of a being that lived among them. Wielding the weapons of his people, will they finally band together and claim victory over him once and for all? Or be shot down in defeat?