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DmitriTheWriter


I used to be normal, once upon a time. Now I'm on this site, writing stories about ponies and card games. What happened?

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Unaware of the consequences, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle introduce Apple Bloom to a musician she's never heard of before.

It probably wasn't the best idea.

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I forced a bot to read 1000 hours of My Little Pony fanfiction and then write a story of its own. Here is the first draft.

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This is a chapter by chapter rundown of the major events of Equestrian history. It is a more complex writing detailing the events, cultures, and characters of the history of pony kind. Written by a pony historian, it records a complete history.

Some basic historical knowledge of both the pony and human kind would be helpful when reading this. This is a complex version of the history, written to a higher level. If you cannot understand the terms used and historical events or documents referenced, you probably shouldn't be reading this story.

If you have any unanswered questions about the history, put them in the comments. I'll give you more information then you ever wanted to know, and if the question has a too lengthy answer, I'll put it into my personal archives of Things to Talk About in Later Stories.

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Twilight the Sparkle is the world's most unicorn pony. She is the elemant of friendship, and she is the best at magic out of anyone in the large, big whole wide world of Ponyville. He and her friends have killed many bad guys, and now she is really annoyeed about it because she has fought at so many bad guys that she is really tired of it. However, however, however, she is gonnea have to fight another bad guy AGAIN and this time she is REALLY angry about it! Will she beat the bad guy or will she also kill him too? And maybe say swear words

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It took many long years and far more defeats than he'd care to admit, but at last—at long last—victory was finally within the great Ahuizotl's reach. Absolutely nothing, not even that meddlesome Daring Do, would be able to stand in his way any longer. Yet even with his arch nemesis facing her inevitable demise and the ultimate power literally in his grasp, he can't shake the feeling that he's forgotten about something.

One tiny, crucial detail. Something very important. As in, 'could easily ruin his plans if not attended to' important.

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Eh, maybe he just left the oven on again.

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The gentleman criminal kingpin, Dapper Moon, had finally been captured, but with the use of ninjas, bribes, and the occasional bit of common sense the fiend escaped. Now he is holed up in his evil lair, an old zebra temple in the Badlands.

Celestia weighs her options, and chooses Flash Sentry to be the one to hunt him down. The question remains, is Flash Sentry a bad enough dude to get the job done?

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Twilight's castle is on fire, she's missing her wings, reality is collapsing, and things just get weirder and stupider from there.


A wonky collab with Ryza. Things went off the rails.

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In the breakaway state of Unicornia, a certain somepony is in grave danger, and completely unaware. Twilight, Pinkie, Mac, and Braeburn attempt to retrieve her from a speakeasy under the ownership of the Unicornian Platinum Council, a gang/political party bent on asserting the racial superiority of the more magical tribe. Will it be a routine snatch-and-run mission, or will conflict from the past arise to put their lives in danger?

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Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.

It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?

Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.

Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'

NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.

1/12/2019 My first one thousand viewers! Thank you all so much :twilightsmile:

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