After only five minutes of marriage, Twilight comes to her senses and realises that Flash Sentry is actually really, really boring. It's time to lawyer up and get a divorce! Unfortunately, Fluttershy is her lawyer.
After learning of an ancient dueling ritual, Princess Luna becomes determined to try a round of pistols at dawn herself. Now if she could only find somepony willing to duel her.
Twilight discovered pornography. Now, in her frantic state of mind, she tries to think of a way to get rid of every compromising, private picture of herself on the internet ever made. Period.