While Jim Pickens was serving terrible food with Grade F ingredients to the customers of his restaurant, he suddenly gets zapped by an unknown force and sent to a whole new world. This world, in particular, inhabits several creatures which look like horses. When Jim discovers these horses (who prefer to be called "ponies" even though Jim doesn't know the difference) understand English and are actually a society of their own in the land of Equestria, he decides to take it upon himself to integrate into their society, while trying to find ways to kill them. Don't worry though, that's completely normal behavior for him. It's not going to be a big problem for the ponies... probably.

Jim Pickens is a character in Call Me Kevin's Sims 4 gameplay series. The playlist can be found here. It's recomended that you watch some of the series before you read this, but I don't really care what you do.

It takes place before Jim moves to StrangeVille and I don't know where in the My Little Pony series this takes place in.

I guess this takes place in the earlier seasons, but I never watched the show. Equestria Girls never happened and is considered just a dream that Twilight had.

EDIT: This is the point of no return. Reddit user ShanePd00 on r/CallMeKevin found this fanfiction. I'm impressed he found it within 24 hours, let alone 2. He earned that silver award. I applaud you, good sir. Here's the reddit post.

EDIT #2: I was told that this is the first crossover fanfiction with the Sims 4. I should've realized that when I started writing a few months ago, but I didn't for some dumb reason.

EDIT #3: This used to have 9 chapters, but I took a break from this meme fanfiction and then reread it only to dislike the way the story was going. It didn't have that "Kevin" style of comedy. I redid part of chapter 4 and am continuing the story in a different direction from what it originally was. Don't ask, because the new direction is way better and ignorance of the original direction is bliss.

Luna takes her job very seriously. When she hears there's a human having difficulty sleeping, she decides to share a bed with him until he feels safe and happy again.

Jedi Padawan Lyra Heartstrings has been with the Jedi Order for a long time. Away from Equestria. Away from home. She cannot go back. Not because the Order is preventing her, but because her home is an undiscovered planet. There are no records of its existence, and the Republic and the Order are clueless of its whereabouts. She’s alone.

But after years of solidarity, the Force gives her a golden opportunity. One that would unravel the mystery missing homeland. She’ll have to traverse through a war-torn galaxy to reach her goal, but anything is worth the risk when her deepest desire is at stake. A chance to find Equestria. Her home.

You'd think that something as simple as mowing your lawn would be easy. Welp. Apparently not, given how my lawnmower just disappeared into a portal. I wonder where it went?

An obvious trollfic.
Thanks for 3 years on Fimfiction!

A story about a guy displaced in Equestria as a lawnmower.

Art by Grim_Grin.

Bart, cursed by a debilitating disease which afflicts his mental stability, spends the vast majority of his days at the Saint Junivus Psychiatric Ward. He faces a constant uphill struggle to piece apart reality and fantasy, and he is dogged to do it alone.

When a global outbreak changes everything about his already shaky reality, he must explore what life means to him. The ETS (Equine Transformation Syndrome) pandemic could become his salvation... or it could become the very thing that forever breaks his mind.

This story shares the same universe as Pandemic by ASGeek2012 and Pandemic: What you are Meant to Be by Halira

Note: If you find any details that conflicts with either story, or you interpret the details as something that conflicts, let me know. I intend to do my best to keep this story to cannon with Geek's universe.

Edit: Had a slight mistake with the series tag. I rectified it.

So worlds coming to an end and I don't particularly care. December 21, 2012 is supposed to be the end and I still don't feel like sweating it. Still I'd rather not run away from it. Unfortunately my own ways worked against me and I met someone powerful who decided I was worth saving. Imagine that. Got new powers in the wing and I can only hope nobody will try to force me into their problems. I'm hoping the other ones who decided to forgo their world won't mind my attitude too much.

May cross over with others when I feel comfortable enough. Story needs to stand on it's own before I decide to do that.

Sex tag mostly for jokes I may make because from time to time I'm probably gonna let the innuendo comments innocently fly by.

Rule number 1:
Never trust others on first sight. Trust is earned never given.
Rule number 2:
If you save someone don't expect them to be grateful for it. Ego is the first killer of the naive.
Rule number 3:
Never use Saix's power at night. There is no control, only madness.

Inspired by:
Keybearer,
Life of a Nobody,
Balance,
A Wielder and his Students,
Foretellers,
Keys of Harmony

Extra tags: Drama, Comedy
Featured: 2/18/19

Matthias Síðasta Von has always wished to visit the magical land of Equestria, see the wonderful colors, talk to the ponies that live there. Perhaps even, should he be so lucky, live there permanently. Help Fluttershy with the animals, listen to Twilight talk about her most recent lesson or experiment, lift baskets of apples with Applejack, tell Lyra about humans.

One day, a connection is made, an offer: step through the gate. It was warned that the cost might be hefty, that the journey might be hard, but anything was better than this drab, grey life. So he stepped through.

But, this is not the Equestria he knew. Buildings aged and decrepit, roads cracked and eroded, the Everfree slowly reclaiming the Apple's farm and the last barn finally given out under the strain with nopony to raise it anew. What happened? Where did they go?

The colors bleached, the ponies gone, the Harmony and love that once sustained the land dried up and blown away like so much dust.

Except...

Lazy Pines is a small town in the high country of Colorado, easily overshadowed by the bigger sights to see along Colorado State 9. When influenza strikes the town hard, it is little more than a statistical blip in a typical flu season. No one thinks any more of it as the initial wave of infection passes ... until the other symptoms begin to manifest.

Meanwhile, during what should have been a routine trip to Canterlot, Twilight Sparkle stumbles upon a strange anomaly which turns into an all-consuming mystery. As she discovers the complex web of magic stubbornly maintaining this mystery's secrets, she grows worried what it could mean for herself and her family.

And as the residents of Lazy Pines struggle to understand -- or even believe -- what is happening to them, two worlds have irrevocably been set on a direct collision course.

Updates every other weekend.

Cover art by Mix-up. Please check out more artwork by this talented artist.

Now has its own TV Tropes page thanks to redandready45.

In each of these light-hearted one-shots, Diamond Tiara and Apple Bloom always seem to find themselves in the craziest of situations. Whether they are masquerading in a play, writing stories about themselves, or finding whacky mythical objects of unknown powers, you can always count on them to make it comical.

Octavia tells her friends she's dating Discord.

They take it well.

Proofread by Soundslikeponies, Pearple Prose, Themaskedferret and Octavia Harmony.