• Member Since 1st Oct, 2016

Clay Pigeon


Just a storyteller who brings a tear to your eye and a chill down your spine.

My Personal Head-Cænon 23 stories
Found 22 stories in 46ms

Total Words: 751,056
Estimated Reading: 2 days

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  • Remember þis Shit! 982 stories


  • Æbsolute Best of þe Books 93 stories Þis is reserved for þe æbsolute BEST þæt FimFiction hæs to offer; only þe stories I find to be EXCEPTIONÆLLY well-written are allow’d here.


  • Must-Read Concepts 190 stories Þis bookshelf is reserved for stories, good or bad, which hæv a premise so unique þæt, in my opinion, þey deserve to hæv æn episode or spin-off made wiþ þe same concept.


  • Should be Cænon (Friendship is Magic) 79 stories Þis bookshelf is reserved for stories þæt stick to þe cænon of þe fourþ generation ænd, in my opinion, deserve to be consider’d cænon.


  • Should Be Cænon (Equestria Girls) 61 stories Þis shelf is reserved for stories þæt, æt least in my opinion, deserve to be part of þe official Equestria Girls cænon. (Created due to my ‘Should Be Cænon’ shelf filling up.)


  • Pony on Earth (PoE) 46 stories A collection of stories, such æs My Little Dashie, where a Pony ends up on Earth, hence þe name. Þe pony does not have to end up in þe real world, only a human world oþer þæn Equestria Girls.


  • Earth to Equestria (EtE) 92 stories A storage space for stories þæt involve someone or someþing going from Earth to Equestria, hence þe title. Unlike þe stændard “Human in Equestria” folders, þis shelf isn’t limited to humans; everyþing is welcome, from man to machine, from demon to dinosaur, ænd everyþing else in between.




  • Fusion Fics 10 stories


  • Stories for Future Dramætic Ɍeadings 96 stories Stories þæt I intend to produce a Dramætic Ɍeading for. Mostly short stories, but longer stories are allowed if þey’re well-written.








  • Return From Displacement 16 stories Æs common ænd enjoyed æs ‘Displaced’ stories are, more fascinating to me is þe concept of þe Return, when þe adventure beyond is done ænd þe Displaced returns home. How does þe Displaced adjust to a relatively peaceful life? How much of þeir adventure do þey reveal to þeir kin? How different are þey from when þey left, ænd how does þæt difference change þeir outlook on þeir home?


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It's the oldest chocolate shop in Equestria, the very first -- and on this night, it's also out of business. The final treats have been sold, the vultures have already begun to circle the equipment, and the proprietor polishes the remains out of pure habit while wondering what to do with her life. But that question will have to wait, as she has one more customer to take care of.

The very first.

(A stand-alone, no-prior-reading necessary part of the Triptych Continuum, which has its own TVTropes page and FIMFiction group. New members and trope edits welcome.)

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.
Cover art by Pikamander2.

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Eight years.

Eight years full of conflict and war – eight long years she has spent living a life a thousand years in the past. Eight years of fighting for various lords and ladies, all leading up to a final duel against the warlord Apollyon.

Now, the Warden has returned to her own time and must reacquaint herself with the culture of the twenty-first century and the life she left behind. However, she is not the only one who remembers the conflicts of Ashfeld…

Crossover wiþ For Honor. This takes place just after Rainbow Rocks, so the events of Friendship Games have yet to happen. This concept is inspired by the story Springtime for a Drake; I highly recommend giving it a read.

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Cerberus has one job, and that job is to guard the Gates of Tartarus so that no evil creatures can escape. He's had this job for a long time, and not once did he defy his duty. Sure, he left his post that one time, but he never intentionally set someone free. Not that he ever wanted to.

But what if somepony was cast into Tartarus through no fault of their own? And what if that somepony is a pony that Cerberus really cares about? Is there a protocol for this scenario? Alas, no. It's never happened before. So, the big question remains:

What now?

Dramatic Reading by CrazedRambling

Korean Translation

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Rarity was sure she'd failed Prim Hemline in creating a suitable window display for Carousel Boutique—only to find the most beautiful of artworks in those same windows the next morning. Even more surprising: Sunset had painted and arranged them.

A most wonderful turn of events, as far as Rarity was concerned—with just one problem.

How did Sunset manage to paint the window displays of a closed boutique overnight?

Part of the Montage Cinematic Universe.

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Princess Celestia tires of constantly being surrounded by decorum, deference, and formality, and decides to take a day off from being Princess. But visiting Ponyville incognito is harder than she expects. Will she be able to fit in and make friends without blowing her cover?

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Sunset Shimmer never really had a childhood or someone to teach her what she needs to know. So, after the fall formal, Sunset is faced with changes she is not yet ready for: friends and family who are willing to show her just what she's been missing. Will she accept accept this newfound solace or will her fears and insecurities get the better of her? Will she even have a choice?

Current cover done by MichaelNight

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Pinkie doesn't tell ponies about Pinkamena and Surprise. The doctors said that they were bad for her, that they were a disease, but she disagrees. Sure, Pinkamena's a bit of a grumpy-pants, but she's still a great friend! She's often the voice of reason to counter-act some of the other two's crazier ideas, after all. Surprise, on the other hand, is a great prank-player, and always up for some fun. She's more like Pinkie, only more hyper. Both are great fun to be around, and they get on well.

Thing is, she knows that if she told ponies about them, then they would be dragged back to the hospital. And then be 'treated' again. None of them want that. Because of this, not even her best not-in-head friends know about them. The three of them have, for years now, been careful enough to keep the existence of Pinkamena and Surprise secret.

This has, of course, gone out the window now that Twilight is hammering on the door after overhearing one third of a conversation, with no sign of anyone else talking.


Hints of F/F shipping inside. Nothing will actually come of it here, though. Maybe in a future story.

Cover art can be found here: http://killryde.deviantart.com/art/Smile-338206490

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This story is a sequel to Being Honest With Yourself


Sunset Shimmer is feeling especially bad about herself after a rough day in detention, and just when it seems like things can't get any worse, Fluttershy discovers her at her lowest and learns something about her that she'd been trying to keep secret from her friends. The worst part though? She's being so nice about it. It's far more than she feels she deserves.
Fortunately, Fluttershy's not about to let her turn down the help she needs.

Set between the first Equestria Girls movie and Rainbow Rocks. Part of a series of fics I've been working on about Sunset's early days learning how friendship works, which starts with my previous story Asking a Favor. Can absolutely be read as a standalone though.

This one deals with some slightly heavy subject matter. Nothing to warrant a rating higher than E though.

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This story is a sequel to Asking a Favor


Sunset Shimmer has an interesting encounter with this world's version of a horse when she goes to help Applejack on the farm. This leads into a conversation that gets a bit more introspective than Sunset was probably hoping for when she came over that day. Sometimes you just need to hear the right advice from a friend though, and Applejack is plenty happy to oblige.

Set between the first Equestria Girls movie and Rainbow Rocks. Part of a series of fics I've been working on about Sunset's early days learning how friendship works, which starts with my previous story Asking a Favor. Can absolutely be read as a standalone though.

Rated Teen for one double entendre joke that I feel keeps it just out of E territory.

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While relaxing after a performance, the Rainbooms discover Sunset has scars that she definitely didn't have before the Fall Formal.

As of 9/14/2015, this story has a dramatic reading by Goombasa. Give it a listen!

7/7/2016: Now with cover art designed by the very generous Novel-Idea! Thank you so much!

7/23/2016: This story has a reading by Gabriel C Media. Give it a listen!

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