One does not simply blaspheme the princess's tits.

Consequences may include, but are not limited to, snuggling, court-martial, and third-degree burns. And not necessarily in that order.

Entry for the Comedy (Is Serious Business) contest.

The selected prompt was "We learned something hot."

This story is a sequel to Appled Mathematics

Distance is the worst.

Braeburn loves his new coltfriend and just wants to spend his days cuddling and talking and playing with him. Only one problem: he can't. His coltfriend is far away in Ponyville, and most days must be spent apart. Will he have to choose between the hometown he has worked so hard to build and the stallion he has been smitten with? Can a town really be home without the pony you love?

A short fluffy romance story based on my comic blog, Hoofclid and Friends. Illustrated by the author. Thanks to Krickis, Gowak and TallFry for proofreading.

The signs of the Zap Apple harvest are weeks overdue. A worried Applejack seeks Twilight's help in figuring out what's wrong...

Hey there, Braeburn. Sorry to hear about your troubles finding a colt to settle down with in Appleloosa, but I reckon I got just the thing! I know a unicorn named Hoofclid who ain't had much luck finding a special somepony either. He's about as far from a farmer as you can get, but he's cute as anything and I've got a hunch this could work if you give it a try. Why don'tcha come on over to Ponyville for a week so you can meet him?

Looking forward to it already! Love, Applejack

A fluffy illustrated romance story based on my comic blog, Hoofclid and Friends. Many thanks to Krickis and TallFry for proofreading and encouraging me to post this here.

Celestia has been waiting for so long, now. Today is the day she'll finally be considered for entry into Twilight's School for Gifted Unicorns! Only, the entrance exams are meant to be gruelling, there's a scary dragon by Twilight's side, and Luna doesn't want to see her go.

Will she pass the entrance exam and become Princess Twilight's personal student?

Twilight Sparkle find's herself at the mercy of an unknown writer, determined to ruin her day. Based of the Looney Tunes episode Duck Amuck.

Soarin seems to be unable to find a marefriend. Hopefully Spitfire, his lifelong and closest friend, is here to help him. May he likes it or not.

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Thanks to Maonyman, Ephemeral, AWF and Mirta for their proofreading and general help. (Yes, I need that much help.)

Cover art by IRUSU, used with his permission.

At a Nightmare Night party, Scootaloo is given the chance to spend the night with Rumble, the colt she's had a crush on for far too long. Will she bottle it? Or will she make it the best Nightmare Night ever!

Credit to pikablob for proofreading again!

Fluttershy lives a happy life. Every day is special. All of her friends are lovely ponies.
Today is a day just like any other; she wakes in the morning, does her chores, sees her friends, takes a nap and sees more of her friends before an evening of relaxation.
Just an ordinary, wonderful day.

My submission for the Everfree Northwest 2016 Scribblefest writing contest.

Edited by Shrink Laureate and others who chose to remain anonymous.

Starlight Glimmer, former dictator turned guidance counsellor, is given an anonymous note, seeking help and advice. As she asks her friend Rarity for advice, her day is set to take an unexpected turn.