It's ironic how everything came to pass. One moment you're moments away from just...ending your pain only to have your life flipped from depressing madness, to less depressing madness with more colored ponies around.
So long story short a friend of mine gave me a 'replica' weapon of Coyote Starrk. As a gesture of friendship a lot of people would be like 'that's awesome! Thanks!' for me...I did say 'thank you, this is nice' and did enjoy it but I wasn't really in the 'right mind' at the time. When I looked over it it just so happened to actually be a real pistol...sadly that's not something you want a depressed person to have at times, and sadly it wasn't one of those 'safe times'.

So when I wrote down my apology to everyone, and made sure to tell everyone what my stuff sold for and or who wanted them they could have it....I put it up to my head and fired.

Now that's where my old story ended, my new story starts with a little girl kicking me in the stomach for literally no reason while ponies are staring at me like I just committed murder...and in some way I did.

Here's a fun and depressing story that actually go hand in hand with me wanting to write something nice but vent problems with me. Hope you like it. There will be depressing and slight suicidal thoughts that I do not promote in any sense, sad things, and being mean to ponies when they want to help

Starlight Glimmer has gotten her hooves on Twilight Sparkle's Friendship Journal and she realizes that she could fix everything with time travel...

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Starlight Glimmer has gotten hold of a time-travel spell and the Friendship Journal, and she's gonna fix some drama, friendship lessons be hanged!
So here's a first: not only is this technically incomplete, but I'm about to be reviewing (in no particular detail) something I wrote! Or had a hand in writing, at least. Holy shit, there's 54 authors in this. @_@ As the season 8 chapter was just uploaded, I feel the time has come to throw the spotlight on it, incomplete or no. What will you find in here? Hilarity. Not every installment is equally good, but this is a celebration of everything that makes Starlight Glimmer the overpowered psychopath we all know and love. The problem with fix-fics tends to be a lack of drama or conflict, but when your starting premise is "we're going to short-circuit all the drama, and it's gonna be funny", the field is ripe for shenanigans. There's lots of pizza, lots of shipping (and the thing I did in S8 where Starlight's getting old, which I don't think actually works, but whatever); this is a real good time and you could do far worse than pull up a few of its episodes now and then for some laughs. You never can know what someone will come up with to short-circuit an episode, after all! Trust me, I wrote the non-canon sequel. :V
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Missing Out

The Fire of Friendship has all but faded. One thousand years ago, Equestria fractured... those who disagreed with Celestia's rule left under the leadership of Princess Luna to found their own nation, their own way of life. Seventy years later, Celestia and Luna both disappeared during the first war, leaving the battered nations leaderless in their absence.

Over the last nine hundred years wars have frequently waged between Equestria and Lunaria, each seeking to unite ponykind under their own ideals. Equestria's mastery of magic often gave it the edge in battle, but never enough for a decisive victory. Peace reigns for now, but recent developments in Lunaria signal a shift in the balance between the two divided nations...

Frieza, during his conquest of another world, finds a young girl who seems to know nothing about herself or the universe they live in, save for her name. After some thought he decides to adopt her and raise her as part of his family, both to stick it to his brother and to have a far more loyal soldier for the future. While doing that he must be wary of the surviving Saiyans that are part of his forces, all while searching for a way to secure his legacy and make him the master of the entire universe.

Twilight Sparkle will have to deal with her father's enemies, potential traitors, and anything else the universe decides to throw at them as she tries to learn more about herself and where she came from.

(Dragon Ball Z and Super/MLP Crossover)
(Part of the Demon War series, but reading the others isn't required).

This story is a sequel to My Cats Became the Rulers of a Nation

It has been a couple months since the world changed completely. Cats became colorful ponies and apparently royalty. Other animals turned into other animals. Mankind became mythological creatures. And Mother Nature decided to pull a Poison Ivy on much of the landscape outside of populated cities and towns. But that's a story for another day.

This is a story about my dog. She was turned into a creature that could practically move giant obstacles with her mind and reshape the world around her. But she still needed me to open the backyard door for her.

*Sigh* I wonder if there's still an equivalent to a beer in this world.
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Rated "Teen" for passing talk points about alcohol and gross items.

This story is a sequel to My Cats Turned Into Princess Ponies

Four cats. I distinctly remember being the proud owner of four cats. I wanted an explanation about what was in the cardboard boxes that turned them into brightly colored horse creatures. Unfortunately, all I got was a longer string of confusion.

In their blissful ignorance, Puddie, Luau, Katydid, and Tifa released more magic that altered the very world around us. As a precaution to them potentially throwing a tantrum, I left for about twenty minutes to try and find them some bags of food.

Can I get my crazy cat lady life back, please?
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Credit for cover goes to Jeatz-Axl.
Story contains some instant transformations.
(I'm surprised people wanted a sequel.)

Ragar the Ageless has seen many things in his non-life. He has seen fields of cotton candy, the wails of the soon-to-be-dead chanting in chorus. Once he even saw a unicorn. Well, there are a lot of those in Equestria, so maybe that one was less noteworthy. But still, he's seen a lot. Now he wants others to see him in all his glorious evil. The only issue is he's not so good at it.

** EDIT **

Well crap, featured with every chapter. I feel all special and stuff. So let me give you all some love. You're all wonderful people, trees or whatever internet capable folks have been reading.

Dang, look at all those likes. I'm feeling the love. Thank all of you for enjoying my wonderful trip through insane necromancy.

Many Thanks to Locke_Jaw for his wonderful artwork that is my new cover.

This book is based on Fairy Tail and My little pony: Friendship is magic. It is set in the world of Fairy tail, I recommend watching it, but it is not required.

At the age of six, Twilight got into an accident after a spell had gone awry. This caused her to get teleported into the world of Fairy Tail. This will also cause her to turn into a human with amnesia.

Here she will learn about family in many different sizes and forms. And the art of combat and fighting.

Will she return to her parents in Equestria? Or is she doomed to stay in the world of Fairy Tail? Read this book to find out. This is book 1.

Jason's life has grown dull. While some may have thought that the weekly monster attacks might have kept him on his toes, he had grown to learn that as the norm around town. Now, after months of living in Ponyville, he can't shake the feeling that there is a void in his life. He follows his usual routine every day: breakfast, a quick shower, followed by a quick walk to the park to read the newspaper. One morning, he finds two parents playing with their filly in the playground. As he watches, an idea sparks within his mind: why not adopt a pony of his own?

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