Stella asks you to help get Barcast to 1,100 followers · 5:14pm Aug 10th, 2022
Top o' the mornin' tae ya, bellends!
Me author graciously let me break out intae the real world tae ask ye for a wee bit o' help, lads and lasses. Ya see, Flamm here is a part o' the group called the 'Mingewaffle 6,' also known as 'the Barcast,' where he doesn't fuckin' talk nearly enough about me... which automatically makes the whole operation shite.
Gettin' tae the point: I'm askin' ya tae go to their group page n' give 'em a little follow! Why, ya might ask? Because a bit of a challenge was declared! Flutterpriest n' Milk have each graciously committed tae donatin' 100 bits... or dollarydoos or whatever the fuck they use tae pay fer lapdances. To where though? Tae Red Wings Horse Sanctuary, where they already sponsor good little chap know as Little Bit! This new donation will go directly tae the Sanctuary and the little one as well... lucky fuck. Oh what I'd do fer 200 bits...
This'll all go tae helpin' the horses get all that good shit... hoof cleanin's, foodstuffs... and the top-shelf horse hookers of course! Not those fuckin' two-bit bargain bin slags that'll barely offer ye a limpshite handshake with yer downstairs neighbor!
Anywho...~
If ya feel so inclined, I implore ya tae mosey on down tae here: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212308/the-barcast . Give the fuckers a follow. Ya don't even have tae do anythin' after that! If there's one thing I love more than Fredrick, it's horses! Do it fer me, lads and lasses! And if not fer me (fuck you by the way), then fer the horses!
Be an angel, loves! Thank you fer yer time, and here's somethin' fer yer troubles~
--Stella
Th-thanks terrifying Scottish battle horse...
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Hmm....we sure that is Stella? Seems awful sober and she did not call anyone a dickwaffle even once....
At least she asked nicely... With a hearty and healthy fuck you at the end. LOL.
I mean since we got somethin for our troubles.... follows
Red Flag. She didn't insult us enough.