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2022

Ranni · 11:13pm Aug 4th, 2022

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Only FromSoft game I finished was Sekiro. Too hard for me!

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I'm still trying to beat Dark Souls III. Other than that I will get Elden Ring when I can afford either a Series X or a Black Monolith PC. Whichever comes first. I may have the X Bone 1 but I feel this game deserves a bit more respect.

But that did not stop me from wanting the four armed Moon Princess Witch.

I will do her questline only for the single fact that the motherfucker that goes. "You are maindenless." Is going to loose his shit when he realizes I took that extremely personally and I just slayed the demigods to have myself a harem of Ranni and Melina. Though I doubt That is going to happen.

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Because Ranni is best.

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She's a cutie! If you played on PC, you could always slap on lewd mods...:raritywink::rainbowwild:

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The fact that her questline actually allows you to be her consort. (Straight up marriage to royalty.) And that she gives you a giant Moonlight Sword as a wedding gift pretty much says that I killed the most powerful beings in this world for a big titty blue witch with four arms that wanted to reshape reality in her image. I didn't become Elden Lord, I slaughtered my wife's entire family and gave her the throne because some jackass called me "Maidenless"! :rainbowlaugh:

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