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  • Sunday
    Life and Misc. Updates

    Well, no new Tell Your Tale episode this week, that's why you folks didn't get a blog on Thursday.

    No weight loss updates, either; I've maintained my fasting, but I've plateaued at 280 for the time being. More routine exercise would probably push me past the plateau, but as everyone in the Midwest can attest to, False Spring is quickly giving way to Second Winter.

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  • 2 weeks
    Tell Your Tale: Cracked It

    "Stick to the smoothies, Sunny."

    I think this is the very first time I've found myself agreeing with Posey.

    So this episode is a little entertaining, even if it's pure filler at the end of the day.

    11 comments · 141 views
  • 2 weeks
    Couple things today...

    First off, happy 19th birthday to Cosmo the Seedrian, one of the most unique, tragic, and underutilized characters in the Sonic franchise.

    Secondly, I've started playing Minecraft again for the first time in eight years.

    I'd like to apologize in advance to all my other hobbies.

    6 comments · 136 views
  • 2 weeks
    Tell Your Tale: Bunnisi Beauties

    So this week, the episode came out two days early.

    Aurora sends Twitch undercover to a bunny makeover.

    And Sparky talks again. He's... Becoming... Adorable...!

    15 comments · 201 views
  • 3 weeks
    My Favorite Rooster Teeth Memory

    Back in the days of Community Hunter (2007-2010ish), I spent hours and hours putting together videos.

    To the point where I found myself in an AIM chatroom (aging myself as I type this) with most of the core Achievement Hunter staff.

    One day, Geoff (head of AH staff) asks, "Can we fire Gav and hire Miles?"

    I knew it was said in jest, but I would have done it, without question.

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Jul
21st
2022

Tell Your Tale: Lost In Translation · 2:23pm Jul 21st, 2022

This week, we see more examples of things ponies mated with in the dark times warring over a single berry bush.

Seriously, was there anything they didn't fuck?

Report milesprower06 · 269 views · #Mlp g5
Comments ( 9 )

Yeah, it is still weird seeing ordinary animals with pony features in G5. So has Maretime Bay always had them? You know, despite the racism? Because they make it seem like these two species have been fighting over who gets to munch on the bush for a while.

So this was just The Hooffields and McColts with a five minute runtime, right?

This is so like that episode The Hooffields and McColts but at least we get the chance to see hitch special ability like Fluttershy

I knew it! Their Xeno-loving ways have spawned these abominations!

SUMMON THE INQUISITION!

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They're escaped experiments from the labs of the Umbre- err, Canterlogic Corporation.

It was the Conversion Bureau runoff.

I liked actually hearing what Hitch hears when he talks to animals.

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Well I was wondering how Canterlogic could say their anti-mind reading caps work if they didn't have actual unicorns to test them against.

You know, I'm pretty sure there's a technique in horticulture where you can take a cutting from one plant and, with the right conditions and care, make it grow into a separate plant. Hitch is no farmer or gardener as far as we're aware, but substituting proper care with Earth pony magic (or maybe skipping step 1 and just applying Earth pony magic), this episode's problem could've easily been solved by Hitch growing a separate berry bush.

Oh my God I just realized party.MOV predicted ponies f…ing snails

Also really weird to hear an actual conversation between hitch and the animals

This episode was a bit too corny for my tastes. No hate on those who did enjoy it though.

I prefer to think that Fluttershy's gift was more about being able to detect emotions or super empath observational skills on top of a encyclopedic knowledge of animal biology or old-timey forester kind of thing.

Snails afaik don't even have vocal cords, at least not like mammals do.

As to the mixed animal thing, I'm going to suggest that it's just weird magic (plus everyone knows that putting a unicorn horn on top of anything makes it like 20% cuter/sellable)

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