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AtomicClop


Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

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2022

Story idea · 11:23pm Jul 16th, 2022

If Earth and Equestria made contact, it would be legal to play Equestrian pornography on basic cable, such as Animal Planet or NatGeo...

...if it was narrated by David Attenborough.

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Comments ( 13 )

It's not porn, it's exobiology research data. :twilightblush:

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Precisely.

"Although both know putting his phallus up her anus won't create a foal, the emotional bonding is of paramount importance to this newly-mated pair."

"Dude, SHUT. UP."

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Godsdammit :rainbowlaugh:

Oh my gods, that is genius!

Think it would be legal as long as it's made like a documentary .

"You are being shagged by a rare pony!"

When David Attenborough did a show about the Amorphophallus titanum (corpse flower), he renamed it rather than spend the episode talking about the majestic Strange-Cock plant (which is what the latin name actually means)

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I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

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You should be. You really should be. :rainbowlaugh:
Please never stop though :rainbowwild:

5673414 I'm greatly honored to have played a small part in the creation of this masterpiece.

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