America Day! · 7:56pm Jul 4th, 2022
On this day in 1776, Americans decided that King Jimmy the milionth had bad hair, and they couldn't be seen being ruled by a guy with bad hair. So naturally we rebelled and started a war! Then a while later France realized their ruler had bad hair too and rebelled like us. So today, July 4, 2022, we Americans celebrate our independence from bad hair!
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