This is a Real One · 10:22pm Dec 11th, 2012
Okay so some of you gorgeous people have decided that you might actually enjoy reading this stuff. So this one lets talk about me. So that you, my readers, know a little about the brony that writes for you.
My name is Johnson, since being in the Army is my thing, you will always only know my last name. Just kidding, its 7@^^3$. There ya go, the whole major suspense thing is killed. Well its actually Private 7@^^3$ Johnson.(No but really, i cant give away the first name, it would ruin the whole thing.) (Actually I'll tell y'all my first name come some time in April when i dont have to worry about superiors finding out about my Brony-ness). So now that that out of the way onto the next thing.
I'm an infantryman and am also attending a military college. Long story short, in 3 1/2 years ill be a 2nd Lieutenant in the Army 218th India Company because of the advance training I'll receive while in college alongside the training I do in the field.
In my spare time I like to write (duh), play video games, customize my many firearms, and plan parties with friends.
I got to see if i can get the photos of my customized L96 and Ruger 10/22 up here, both done with a Rarity. The L96 is a bit simple, but straight forward.
just in case the photo doesn't show, find it here L96 Customized Rarity
Well I leave it on this, anything you want to know? I'll probably answer it.
Totally serious, after looking at the picture I think I know you IRL.
So you're a marksman?
and one more question, because I'm dumb and can't be bothered to go find out, are you in the British or American army?
What about the Ruger? tacticool22.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ruger-10-22-models.jpg
Also, do you think your superiors would honestly care about you being a brony? Unless the first few chapters of Equestrian Honor Guard are based on a true story, and you don't want to give the upperclassmen any more ammunition.
Also, Fluttershy is best pony. Just sayin
600114
the compact, im working on getting some photos, that one is carved into the wood using a heated pick and has alot... alot more designs and her actual cutie mark on the butt.
and both, it will be easier next year.
600101
United States Army! Hooah (not Oorah, that the Marines)
And yes a deadshot. Pistol team member, 10 shots in a nickle sized grouping at 50 ft. And with the L96 and my Mosin (preferred targeting rifle) im a crack shot at a little over a quarter of a mile (No scope, just iron sights.)
600099
OH really? Where are you from?
Is that your dA?
JSYK, dear Honored, if that IS you, it is possible for the more... technically adept among us to... discern your first name. So you might want a disclaimer or something saying that that's not you (even if it is).
Rarity. All the way.
Good accuracy, my good sir. Though you hardly need to be told that, of course.
600772
Northern VA
600755
Cool.
For future reference, I'm kinda a gun enthusiast x10 on steroids. So I'm well acquainted with most topics of the subject matter of firearms.
Also, when you become an upperclassman, please keep the message of love and tolerance alive and well, especially among those types of people you decided to base 'Boomer' on.
Double also, HK 417 is best assault rifle (just sayin'hkpro.com/hk417.jpg ).
Hooah
600776
if people actually want to know it, they can find it, its alright with me, i just wont be using it for awhile.
And thank you!
600797
Unless you came down to the Deep South, then no I don't think you do.
600818
My uncle has that baby, and im going to get after i get the Mossberg 464 SPX. And don't worry about the upperclassman thing, im going to the definition of chillest dude alive.
gunsholstersandgear.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Mossberg_464_SPX_01.jpg
600988
Oh okay. Just figured you might want to enable Tor, use a secure VPN, or any combination of the general identity-subbing devices out there, if you were really serious about disguising yourself.
"Chillest dude alive." I plan to utterly destroy your "chillness" record. Debaters ftw.
600994
Then you just look very familiar then.
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601008 MOSSBURGHASM
Oh so you are going to tell us your first name in April? That's nice.
BECAUSE THERE WON'T BE ANY APRILS
WE WILL ALL DIE IN A FIERY BLAZE OF GIANT METEORS
AND OUR SOULS WILL BE TRAPPED UNDER OUR MUSTACHE MADE CONCETRETE
FOREVER
*ahem*
On the other hand, you look very, very familiar.
Which is strange considering I'm several thousand miles away from you. Must be my psychic powers showing up again
600760 I'm joining the British army soon, as an armourer.
601120
Shall I set up a Debate.org debate about which of us is more "chill?" I have the power...
601914
i was going to do armor, but the time in which i need to complete basic training isnt long enough.
604406
I dont know... should you? Because im to chill to care.
608045
Lol. You win... for now. But time shall tell. Keep writing, my good sir!
608044 eh, it takes about 23 weeks basic training for me, then loads more for me to become a fully trained armourer
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see i have to fit my basic in the summer between years of school. 16 weeks max. So im doing 14 weeks of infantry training.
609352 how old are you again?
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at ze moment 18.