'Sup.

Feel like this is gonna be awkward. Tanking through it anyway.

So, cards on the table: this is an alt. Be it known that I feel appropriately bad about everyone complimenting me on being a good first-time MLP fanfic writer, and inappropriately great about getting immediately featured with a fresh account. To anyone who claims it's hard to get featured here, I offer a hearty and heartfelt DWK-style "SUUUUCK IIIIIIIIT".

Was there a reason for "The Weight of Her World" to be posted on an alt? Probably. I don't know. And if you don't know, you probably won't know any time soon. Either way, it's staying on this account, because moving it to my main would ruin the fun. Am I going to tell you what my main is or respond in any way to any guesses? No. Duh. (But honestly, I don't think it'll be that hard to figure out.)

So why am I posting here, for the first time in... a year-ish? Damn. Anyway, I suppose it's out of courtesy more than anything else, because guess what this alt's going to be used for in the very near future? If you guessed "posting porn somewhere other than my main," congratulations, you're aware of literally the only reason to make and maintain an alt. And/or doing the same thing yourself. You know who you are, you horny little devils.

Aaaaaaand that's about it. Just letting the 31 people following this account know about that in advance, so you can unfollow with no hard feelings between us if you'd rather not see porn show up in your notifications. Feel free to follow me over on my main account, though, which... is a secret! But again: I really think you can figure it out if you want to. You seem like smarties.