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Big changes · 8:04pm May 22nd, 2022
When I started writing on this site, I was unmarried, twenty, and in college. Now, almost ten years later, I'm thirty as of the end of April, married, and with two kids.
Wait...
Two kids?
The other night, I came home from work, and my wife was playing with our kids. She asked me to take the chicken she was baking out of the oven.
I went over to the oven.
I opened it.
Inside was a hamburger bun on a baking sheet.
I asked "why is there a bun in the oven?"
Then immediately got it.
Come October, I'll have three kids. All under four. This should be interesting.
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BronyWriter · 997 views
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Sounds fun, have good times with 3 kids
Sorry, accidentally made it a little lighter than red
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Ok, your wife is the cleverest woman I've ever heard of
Congrats!
Ahhhhhhhh a bun in the oven... yup, she a keeper man gratz!
Congrats
Congrats man! And three kids already! You're living the American Dream lol
Congratulations! You’re going to be really busy!
Yay, congrats!
OMG a third child and she's making jokes. Son, take this old man's advice treat that women well. You have truly found a gem. Congratulations to you both.
B.D.
Congratulations man!
So she's the dad in the relationship. Got it. My own dumb joking aside congrats.
Grats! When I started writing on this site, I was married with four children. Now I'm married with four children... and a grandkid (who I really wrote The Lazy Dragon of Dragonville for). Inspiration comes from everywhere.
Your wife has an excellent sense of humor.
Congratulations!
… and best of luck
Congratulations that's awesome!
Third ones the charm.
As the oldest of 3 siblings i can tell you are in for interesting times XD
Your wife is as clever as you, which given what I've heard about s(n)arcasm being a sign of intelligence, is really saying something as far as I'm concerned.
Also, congratulations. And good luck.
(I'm a bachelor with no siblings so I have no idea what else to say)
lmfao
clearly, she's a keeper :V
Congrats!
Mazel tov! Your wife sounds like a fun gal.
I can't imagine the smear of emotions you must've gone through when you realized the joke. Congrats!
If only there was a way to like or bookmark blogs here without putting it in my Firefox bookmark bar, cause that was ingenious.
Lmao gottem
Army needs soldiers....Jes sayin....
Seen videos of that “bun in the oven” trick. At least you got it quickly, unlike a bunch of other dudes.
Congrats on being a pappy three times over.
Congrats...your wife is amazing !
Also, you´ll never, ever, sleep again.
Congratulations! And I must say that your wife sounds like a wonderful lady.
Good luck
Congratulations. Just like with juggling, anymore after 3 is all about the same crazy wonderfulness.
My son of the heart sent me this and from what you have written I think it applies to your wife. once more congratulations and best wishes.
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Haha oh wow. 2 more and you can have your own Jackson 5.
I was referred to this by Bronze Dragon and I must agree.
Protect her with everything you have, she's one in a million. She's having your third child and she does that? WOW!!!!!
You, good sir, are a glutton for punishment. But congratulations.