Guardians of Pondonia episode 2 - The Three Kingdoms (my commentary) · 4:34am Apr 30th, 2022
Episode 1 (in case you missed it):
Episode 2:
I hope it won't be as random as the first one.
Booping ponies kills them?
The three pony kingdoms are Necrocy, Vahlahnt and Markich? So, the undead, Germans and archers?
"We have to bring stability to the kingdoms." I feel another invasion a brewing. We must wage war for peace!
Door knobs, how do they work? No, seriously, how do ponies open these doors without hands? Even a creature with hands had to struggle.
What big eyes, teeth and claws you have, wizard.
So, why didn't he use a portal instead?
60 frames a second? It feels more like 10.
Clop ensues.
Though, why is she happy to see him. Didn't he cause all the problems in the kingdoms? I think she should still kill him.
Dinosaur? Oh, so that's what it is. I couldn't tell through all the hair. More like a weresaur.
Indoor raptors can open doors. Unlike ponies. Are therefore all ponies outdoor ponies?
In turmoil for over 10k years? I thought everything was fine until he came around.
Haha, I was right about undead and barbarians. As for mages, archers, potatoes, potatoes. I was spot on!
We keep the peace between the warring factions. So how can they wage war then if they're at peace?
3950 years old? Man, I feel dirty for finding you sexy.
Man, those undead are sexy as well.
Monkey thing not so much.
Why can't he just catch them all in his pokemon balls?
Wait, they're now friends with Lustress? Why?
Goody two-shoes? Shouldn't it be four-shoes?
"He's not my boyfriend!" The mounting at the start speaks a different story.
"They still have power," She says after using a night-vision googles. Them undead must be quite technologically adept.
"Your world has adorable toys." Didn't you just diss his toys at the start?
"We need to get here." He could have just landed a ship there in the first place.
"We must pass through the gate." God forbid going around the gate...
"Oh." Ponies have a fetish for dinosaurs, it seems. It seems the clop at the start was foreshadowing.
"Capture it so we can end this." Wait, I thought the plan was to follow it?
"I'll deal with him." Wait, she has magic laser eyes? Why didn't she use that on that headless monkey?
Why are they following him if they already know the end location?
"Bridge out." You both have wings. Why worry?
"Let's unmask this fool." How does she know there's a mask?
Spider bridge. I thought she hated that bridge.
And how are glasses still floating if they're in another dimension?
These both had me laughing my butt off
5654411 They were a bit too goofy if you ask me.