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sykko


I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

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  • Sunday
    WTFIWWY-A Leg and A Leg

    This week the life lessons we learned are:

    -Do not impersonate cops, they don't like it and will arrest you.

    -You could be minding your own business going to the store or walking down the street or whatever and suddenly naked stranger...and you know it's never going to be someone you want to see naked.

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  • 1 week
    WRFIWWY-They Call Me Baby Driver

    Today's lessons learned:

    -When you stop somewhere, take your car keys with you, apparently kids be crimeing
    -When joining a Zoom call on public renovations, put you one-eyed wonder weasel away. Anyone who wants to see it or experience you doing a single arm workout with no weight will ask.

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  • 1 week
    Shoe0nHead-[Female Loneliness and How To Fix It

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-The Spybot Who Loved me

    Lessons we learned this week:

    -If you're in the military or are working for the military and using a dating app, and they start asking for classified information, maybe alert your superiors.
    -Having high school kids lick peanut butter off of your toes is a sex crime, not a fund raising activity. Also, WTF Oklahoma?!

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  • 3 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Graveyard Grand Prix

    Lessons we learned this week:
    -Don't go to a Porsche dealership with a phony check in Indiana, that only seems to work in Florida
    -Don't make a fake injury claim and sue. But if you do, commit to the bit.
    -Apparently pilots will draw dicks in the sky with their flight path and some of them are really good at it

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Mar
7th
2022

My first featured story! · 2:11pm Mar 7th, 2022

My story Chair-bound got featured!

To all the beautiful people who read it and liked it, thank you.

Comments ( 3 )

Prologue > Gets featured.
Dayum.

5642116

Overall it has been a positive experience for me. Though I've never had a story featured, I'm grateful to those who have been fans who enjoy my stories, people like you encourage me to try and be a better writer.

3 weeks ago. :pinkiecrazy:
You deserve it.:raritywink:

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