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Mr Absorption

To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

Mr Absorption Joined 8th Dec, 2013 · Offline

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  • Thursday
    Dream Journal for April 18th. 2024

    I dreamt I met Dracula, of Dracula Flow fame.

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  • Monday
    Dream Journal for April 15th, 2024

    I dreamt that I could shoot people with finger guns and vaporize them. There wasn't some kind of beam shooting from my fingers, it was more like Power Word: Explode. Except with somatic components in the form of the finger guns. I used it in public, in downtown, and often, obliterating all those who got in my way.

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  • 2 weeks
    Dream Journal for March 31st, 2024

    I was in college, rooming with some incredibly adorably goth girl, and in time had sex with her. After that, the third act of the dream mutated into a strange action scene about fighting a catholic cult running the school. The girl turned into a werewolf and fought alongside me. Very strange turn of events, indeed.

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  • 18 weeks
    December 12th 2023 Dream Journal

    Finally had a sex dream about my sexiest coworker, but alas one of the bus boys busted in on us, cut it short.

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  • 30 weeks
    Dream Journal of September 19th

    I was playing some kind of horrifying Doom-esque first person game, but with no guns or shooting. I was just a guy opening and closing doors in a vast industrial facility, not unlike SCP. The only enemy was a walking skeleton that didn't even look scary, but had many eldritch powers to make its horror more lovecraftian. It could kill me in one touch, but looking at it also killed me by making me

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Dec
22nd
2021

Dream Journal 12.22.2021 · 8:23pm Dec 22nd, 2021

I had a very elaborate dream about taking this adorable dwarf girl out on a date to a museum. We really hit it off, and as we leave I ask if she wants to make out. I am rejected and continue to ask if she is into sexual things, and males, she says yes. Then I awaken, presumably because of the awkwardness.

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