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DannyJ


I'm just here to write.

  • TJust Dodge!
    Lyra thinks Discord is an idiot for not thinking to dodge when the Elements of Harmony were about to strike him. Discord thinks this is the perfect opportunity for a game.
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    Dragonfall, chapter 17

    Coldsteel clears his throat.

    "I count myself among the resurrected, sir, and I believe that under the circumstances I have weathered the situation fairly well. Yellowbelly, also, does not seem any more notably useless now than he usually is. But Sergeant Rictus is..."

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  • 20 weeks
    Courier's Journal, chapter 12

    "Heading into the city proper, we came to a memorial to the soldiers who died in the Battle of Hoover Dam, and an off-duty trooper named Kowalski paying his respects. Nearby, there was a bar being operated by one of Boulder City's few remaining residents, who told us about how dead it is around here. And of course there was also the massive pile of rubble and ruins that used to be the

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  • 22 weeks
    COURIER'S JOURNAL: RELOADED

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  • 27 weeks
    I Went to the Other Side, and All I Saw Were Stars

    Season's greetings, seasoned veterans of the DannyJ Experience. Hope you're all having a merry Christmas. As we head into 2022 for the next chapter of this progressively worsening nightmare that we all live in, I wanted to touch base with you all so that you know what to expect from me going forwards (in terms of writing, I mean; I remain an unpredictable force of nature otherwise).

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  • 29 weeks
    Just Dodge! reading

    I've received a few dramatic readings of my stories over the years, but for the most part, they've always been for my shorter stories, with Jacob M. Keene's Agent Redwood reading being the longest one-and-done I've received until today, at half an hour long. Rest in Chaos in particular had at least four readings that I know of

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Dec
8th
2021

Just Dodge! reading · 4:08am Dec 8th, 2021

I've received a few dramatic readings of my stories over the years, but for the most part, they've always been for my shorter stories, with Jacob M. Keene's Agent Redwood reading being the longest one-and-done I've received until today, at half an hour long. Rest in Chaos in particular had at least four readings that I know of (though some have since sadly disappeared from the internet), which usually ran at about fifteen minutes. But my other big Discord dark comedy oneshot of 2016, Just Dodge!, has long been neglected in that department, despite being equally popular on the site (in part, I suspect, because of its length).

Dreamless Portal is here to finally make up for that with his newest reading for Just Dodge!:

At just over an hour long, it's by far the longest reading for any of my oneshots to date, which must have been quite the undertaking. And it's a decent effort on his part. I do always enjoy when readers give characters distinct voices (even if not always the voices you'd expect), as well as the little touches like occasional sound effects.

Dreamless is a relative newcomer to audio readings from what I can tell, having only just started last October, so if any of you are followers of MLP fanfic readings in general, then here's a new channel for you to subscribe to, because I'm sure he's got many more to come. Be sure to leave him a comment if you like the reading.

Thanks again, Dreamless Portal!

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Comments ( 5 )

Posh
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
THE FIRELINK FAMILY BIRTHMARK THAT THEY ALL HAVE IS FROM FUCKING JOJO
I HATE YOU

DannyJ
You only just figured that out?

Posh
I don't watch Jojo
i only found out because someone tweeted a picture of a Joestar family birthmark

DannyJ
Perhaps that 30K word JoJo crossover chapter you helped edit might've been a bigger clue.

Posh
I was more focused on the Bloodborne bullshit
the only Joe-Joe I was familiar with was the stand powers
such as Devious's talent spell, JUDAS PRIEST

DannyJ
Well, I suppose this is just what you get for your ignorance.
You ludicrous fool.
You absolute buffoon.
You silly sausage.

Ah, congratulations. :)

It always feels nice when someone does a reading of one of your stories, doesn't it? And this sounds like a good'n, to boot. Congrats!

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Hey, it's your achievement too. Just Dodge! was one of the stories you edited for me.

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