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Benedictus et effectus

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  • Monday
    Finally got my cards!

    They arrived like four days ago and no one told me they were here lmao. How all I’ve left to do is buy the rest of the set.

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  • Monday
    I had a draft open in my docs

    I guess I was planning to write a clopfic but the only thing it says on there is "Titty lids"

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  • Monday
    It's 5 AM and I'm watching a dating show where people dress up as animals

    The meerkat lady winked at the camera and now I'm questioning what life choices led me to this moment

    Edit: Now wondering whether or not I would date an anthropomorphic meerkat

    3 comments · 20 views
  • Sunday
    Hyperpop doodles

    I’ve got two, and they’re basically just him saying his voice claim’s lyrics. That’s about it.

    One is of a lyric I misheard in “push it !”

    It wasn’t “carsanual”, it was “crushed on a wall


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  • Sunday
    Josh Rule

    I was playing Rocket League in a match with someone named “Josh”

    Now I angrily scream “Josh” every time the other team makes a goal

    It’s a coping mechanism

    9 comments · 22 views

Finished World 1 · 2:56am Dec 5th, 2021

Super Mario 3D World has been one of my favorite games to watch Let’s Plays of before I hit double digits. I used to watch the same series of videos by WiiLiketoPlay while I ate and stuff. I always dreamed of getting my hands on this game lol. And finally, I’m in the big leagues. But holy fuck does this game trigger my anxiety.

Koopa Troopas are the worst; their shells are the absolute peak of my trust issues. Move an inch next to them and they bounce all over the walls and next thing you know you’ve lost all your lives and suddenly the Switch is on fire and you’re in hell.

But I did complete the entire world with all 24 green stars, and I kicked Bowser’s ass. Once I complete this game I’ll probably move onto Bowser’s Fury.

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Look on the bright side; at least you don’t have to deal with joycon drift.

Lol fair enough. Is that a problem you have?

Eeeeeyup. It’s especially bad when I’m playing things like Miitopia or Undertale. The latter especially since it sometimes requires you to stay still, when it’s not possible when your joystick keeps gliding when not touched.

Sounds fucked. Mine’s a hand-me-down and I don’t even think it has that.

If the cursor doesn’t keep drifting and skittering when you’re not touching anything, you should be good. Fortunately, I’m planning on getting new switch controllers for Christmas

Ooh, sounds poggers. Hope it gets better.

Fifth one. You win.

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