Twilight watches the movie Twilight

And reads the book afterward. What do you think Twilight's reaction would be to Twilight?

In all seriousness when I watched that movie I felt like I wanted to rip my eyes out it was that bad. Sparkling vampires, enough said.

Comments

[sicklyhare]

she might try and figure out how to make vamponies shine with glitter in daylight

she might consider whomever shared it with her needs to be given a lesson on good movies

she might like the movies and books and have to be purged

[Bendy]

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Even pony vampires won't look as pussy as the Twilight movie's ones as they sparkle in the sun.

she might consider whomever shared it with her needs to be given a lesson on good movies

I agree. She would lecture her. Twilight Sparkle: I'm going to do what I do best: Lecture her.

she might like the movies and books and have to be purged

Might be one of the few times Twilight would agree with book burning. XD

[rikusorasephiroth]

Drink ALL the alcohol and hope that kills the brain cells that remember the shit-show then hunt down the author for ruining Vampires?

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No, wait, that's what I wanted to do.

[Bendy]

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Yeah, it was truly awful.

This is quite funny.

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[Herald of Opera]

What's especially great about that image: Count von Count has legit basis in vampire lore and that makes him about a million times better a character than the Cullens.

[Bendy]

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It's really saying something that a purple vampire from Sesame Street is more cool and badass than a Twilight sparkle vampire.

[The Hermit]

I hear that the book is meant to be better, not like I really give a shit about it though.
I prefer Bram Stoker's rendition of vampires, I'm pretty sure Twilight would have the same opinion.

[rikusorasephiroth]

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TFS did it better.
They put him down PERMANENTLY.

[Bendy]

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I heard the book is also awful. I don't plan on reading.

[Spazz Kid]

Yes, Twilight is bad, but have you ever heard of -
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If you watch this movie, Twilight will seem like a flawless cinematic masterpiece.

[Bendy]

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Yeah, I feel like you just opened Pandora's Box. This might be even worse.

[Spazz Kid]

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Here's a review of it to spare you the pain of watching it-

[Bendy]

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Thanks for share I'll give it a watch.

Long ago, I made a story to mock Twilight.

[Adult story embed hidden]

[Spazz Kid]

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That was the most badass plug in existence, definitely reading that.