Justice has been served. Congratulations, Kyle Rittenhouse!

Need I say more?

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[Officer Hotpants]

I can already taste the incoming salt. My head shakes and my throat closes in anticipation.

[Bendy]

There will be crying. Let the salt flow.

[Gale Maze]

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I know, right? But those rioters will know now that we're fighting back now, and they can't threaten people into submission anymore.
I'm going to dedicate an hour of my day rubbing his victory into the faces of communists who screamed for his death, because there's nothing they can do about it.
Oh but I should mention that when I say that last part, I mean

I'm not doing that on here, modlets, already finished my work. Don't freak out on me.

[Gale Maze]

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Didn't expect you here. How much reach is my post getting?!
Wait, I should take advantage of this! Hi everyone who stumbles upon this., please consider playing Breakdown on the original Xbox. It's like God Hand but in first person, and you can do first-person backflips.

[Bendy]

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I was looking for blogs on this very issue. Was checking the most recent blogs.

All we need now are Kyle Rittenhouse HIE stories to make everyone butthurt. XD

[Gale Maze]

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I'd do it but I've lost my groove for writing MLP stuff. Consider the buck passed to you.

[Bendy]

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I might. But I no longer a hardcore trollfic writer. I am still a semi one, however.

[Gale Maze]

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Trollfic? I don't see anything to troll with in regards to a young man surviving the worst hell of his life.

[Bendy]

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Well, to troll those who wanted him in jail. I guess.

[Gale Maze]

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Well, fair enough. If I wrote it, it'd be the most shameless gratuitous story about praising Kyle for his deeds, his strength of will, and justice as a whole, Not really a trollfic as much as a "nigh-masturbatory gushfest about the greatest man of the 21st century."
Would that qualify as a trollfic? If so, my definition is off.

[ShiningBeacon]

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Honestly, you could make a pretty good crime drama just based on the trial alone.

[Bendy]

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And he all the mares. Marries Twilight Sparkle. XD

[Gale Maze]

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Well, you'd have to take some liberties with the prosecution and witness, because, well...
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Imagine another copy of this picture but it's Udgey saying "prosecution, please, I can't even humor the myth of the defendant's guilt if you keep saying retarded shit."

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Nah, Kyle would be a monogamist, probably. Would give the other mares the ol' "no way you gay."

[dannny43]

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I say we leave the kid alone for sometime, heaven knows the fallout that's gonna follow him after this.

[Gale Maze]

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Hmm. On one hand, he deserves a break. On the other, just because we give him some space, doesn't mean filthy ANTIFAtties and communists will do the same.

[dannny43]

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true, but he knows half the population got his back, he just needs a breather for a sec.

[Gale Maze]

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Fair enough, I suppose. Still gotta be vigilant.

[Wild Zontars]

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I was looking for blogs on this very issue. Was checking the most recent blogs.

I see I'm in good company. Pretty quiet around here on this issue.

All we need now are Kyle Rittenhouse HIE stories to make everyone butthurt.

Will AnonKylePone in Equestria do?

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[Bendy]

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Awesome stuff. The salt will be strong with them.

I think may be somewhere else crying. The Unsafe Space Group is talking about it.

[Crio-Kitsune]

Not only that but there's a reckoning for the media outlets that have been slandering his name in the year he had to fight for his freedom.